So, you wanna be a troll, eh? It's easy! by chrisisall

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So, you wanna be a troll, eh? It's easy!

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 1, 2007 04:22
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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:10 AM

First: Read all of Kaneman's posts, and memorize them.

Second: Examine the recycled hate and self-loathing turned inside-out.

Third: Vomit up the same bile on these boards.

Voila! You too can be a troll!

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:13 AM

KANEMAN

What?

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:14 AM

RIVER6213

4th:

Before you post always make sure you've had more than 4 glasses of wine.

5th:

In any post you make, always include a glass half empty point of view.

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-River

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:17 AM

BIGDAMNNOBODY

You forgot starting posts with the sole purpose of attacking another Poster.

Posting to stir stuff up.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:17 AM

KANEMAN

6th - Start a thread attacking someone without provocation.....Good job Chrisisall....

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:19 AM

RIVER6213

7th:

Start a thread and accuse everyone for everything, and then when people respond in a hostile manner, act hurt and behave like you are the victim.

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-River

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:42 AM

SINGATE

Chris,

This should have been started in Troll Country so I didn't have to sully myself by posting in RWED.

I find it odd that a certain other person in this thread used to be quite good at following many of these guidelines...

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Friday, April 27, 2007 11:43 AM

RIVER6213

True, but not any more.

-River

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Friday, April 27, 2007 12:06 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
You forgot starting posts with the sole purpose of attacking another Poster.

This is an instructional thread only. Any attacking, whether real or ficticious, is purely coincidental.

Chrisisall

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Friday, April 27, 2007 12:07 PM

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Quote:

Originally posted by singate:
This should have been started in Troll Country so I didn't have to sully myself by posting in RWED.

Sully yourself by posting in RWED? Please explain.

Posting to stir stuff up.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 12:08 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by singate:
Chris,

This should have been started in Troll Country so I didn't have to sully myself by posting in RWED.

Oh, I'm sure it will be there soon enough!

Bad man Chrisisall

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Friday, April 27, 2007 12:12 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
6th - Start a thread attacking someone without provocation.....Good job Chrisisall....

Everything's always about YOU, right? You narcissistic little piece of crap! STFU and let us conduct our seminars here! Be nice, and we might call you as a guest speaker. Until then, FU.

Felix Ungerisall

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Friday, April 27, 2007 12:23 PM

SINGATE

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Everything's always about YOU, right? You narcissistic little piece of crap! STFU and let us conduct our seminars here! Be nice, and we might call you as a guest speaker. Until then, FU.

Felix Ungerisall

Holy crap! What has gotten into you?

NotfeelingBuddhisttodayisall...I guess.

And River6213 I for one would like to see a bit of the old you regardless of what so many others seem to think. Your posts used to be full of interesting quips.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 12:49 PM

KANEMAN

Blah....Blah.....Blah

Boredalreadykaneisall

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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:29 PM

RIVER6213

Quote:

And River6213 I for one would like to see a bit of the old you regardless of what so many others seem to think. Your posts used to be full of interesting quips.

Thanks, but those interesting "quips" were what got me off-shore dumped off of this board. I think I'll just play like a leaf in the wind for now.

8th:

Start a thread and wait like a hawk for someone to disagree with you, and then plunge that thread into a flame war. It's very important to be drunk while you are doing this.

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Friday, April 27, 2007 1:41 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by singate:

NotfeelingBuddhisttodayisall...I guess.

Sure I am.
This is my impression of Ghandi.
*Whacks Kaneman a fatal blow with a blunt object*
...you know, if he was really pissed off.

Chrisisall, the Troll Slayer

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 7:11 AM

MAL4PREZ

Wow. Usually entertained by chrisisall, now notsomuchisall. Does this attack do anything good for anyone, or simply sully the site?

sssssssssad.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 8:05 PM

RIVER6213

Is there such a thing as a career troll? It appears that I may be vying for the part...who knows?

-River

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Monday, April 30, 2007 9:04 PM

SINGATE

Wait a minute, I thought you had given up your trolling ways. Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class?

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Monday, April 30, 2007 11:34 PM

BOB30

sigh...

I'll be in my bunk....

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 4:22 AM

RIVER6213

Quote:
Originally posted by singate:
Wait a minute, I thought you had given up your trolling ways. Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class?

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

No, it was just a sad attempt at humor.

-River

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