The Nearly Immaculate Conception Of Dannilyn by Jongsstraw

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The Nearly Immaculate Conception Of Dannilyn

POSTED BY: JONGSSTRAW
UPDATED: Friday, April 13, 2007 06:32
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Friday, April 13, 2007 12:33 AM

OK...The Real World zone here is usually a hotbed of debate of serious topics, so I want to lighten it up for a spell.
Now...what about that conception!? Can you even imagine how "that act" went down? I do admit (much to my eternal embarassment)that I saw a few episodes of the Anna reality show. I would speculate with confidence that they were both high as kites, loaded with booze & drugs, she started to lick the mustard off his face, and before either one knew it, he was mounting her like a clumsy & bewildered Chiuahua trying hopelessly to do it to a St. Bernard. I estimate about 45 seconds of pumping pleasure followed several anxious minutes of failed attempts. When they both awoke the following morning there was no memory for either one as to what had transpired the night before, and the immediate problem was trying to figure out how to get that leftover pizza box unstuck out of her butt. Somehow...one of his polluted, diluted and spilky sperm cells fought real hard, and made its' way through the treacherous, but navigable conduits leading to her egg nest, which must have looked like something that John Hurt saw in Alien inside that derelict ship. Going from egg to egg, this couragous, exhausted but gritty little sperm cell warrior found a secret passage through the multiple layers of chemical toxin residue that had lined every organ of her body. Then God & Nature worked their miracle, joined the flotsom & jetsom as one, and 9 months later the child was delivered into a joyous and loving world.

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Friday, April 13, 2007 12:51 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Wow... um okay. I'm thinking that baby's doomed to a life of addiction and autism.

Welcome to my world.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Friday, April 13, 2007 4:14 AM

EVILDINOSAUR

that made me giggle

"Haha, mine is an evil laugh."

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Friday, April 13, 2007 5:49 AM

KELKHIL

*bolts into the thread*

*sits down for a second*

haha they will never think to look for me in RWED!

*has a smoke*

*gets up and bolts from the thread*

PS - this really made me laugh when I read it!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Friday, April 13, 2007 6:04 AM

KELKHIL

*bolts back into thread*

Ha Ha I knew I was right about coming here!

*sits down and has another smoke*

So isn't this title just asking for a Flaming? I saw it and was almost too scared to even peek.

*finishes smoke and bolts from thread*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Friday, April 13, 2007 6:32 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Excuse me..just passing by..

LA runs after Kelkhil..hey !!! You aren't supposed to be smoking it, no fair !!!

*bolts after the shirtless bartender *

Bryce
*********

tommorow is our permanent address
and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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