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Matthew Perry Drowned in Jacuzzi

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Thursday, September 4, 2025 1:49 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


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Originally posted by SECOND:
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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Oh. It was water that killed Matthew Perry.

I guess he was one of the aliens from Signs. That's a plot twist nobody watching Friends ever saw coming.


Shut the fuck up, Second.

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"I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul Simon

Reality killed Matthew Perry. He couldn't handle it, starting when he had his first sip of alcohol. 6ix, why did it take decades for you to stop drinking? You should have stopped immediately, much like you would have stopped after your first sip of gasoline then smoking a cigarette. The kaboom followed by your face burning off would have corrected your foolishness. Too bad beer isn't more flammable. There would be fewer alcoholics (fewer of all addictions) if the consequences arrived sooner and unmistakably.



Say hi to Kevin Drum for me.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026 11:20 AM

SECOND

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two


‘Ketamine Queen’ to be sentenced for selling Matthew Perry the drugs that killed him (actually, he drowned in hot tub water, but asphyxia due to aspiration of vomit has also drowned many celebrities indulging in drugs)

By ANDREW DALTON | 9:52 AM CDT, April 8, 2026

https://apnews.com/article/matthew-perry-jasveen-sangha-sentence-ketam
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The judge ruled that Hollywood celebrities must wear a government-approved personal flotation device in their hot tubs so that they don't drown, or else they will be fined/imprisoned.



The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026 3:53 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Good. She killed him.

Oh... he could have just gotten it from another doctor?

That doctor would have killed him too.

Time to lock them all up. Drug dealers are drug dealers, no matter what piece of paper they have hung up on their wall.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026 4:46 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two


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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Good. She killed him.

Oh... he could have just gotten it from another doctor?

That doctor would have killed him too.

Time to lock them all up. Drug dealers are drug dealers, no matter what piece of paper they have hung up on their wall.

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Be Evil. Be a dick.

Matthew Perry spent his life endless seeking pleasure. It got him killed. Along the way, he found many other people with the same kind of motivation, and now some of them, the ones in proximity to his death, will have their lives terminated, except not as abruptly as Perry's ended. Too bad Perry stopped working and instead switched to pursuing pleasure full-time.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026 5:49 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:

Originally posted by second:
Quote:

Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Good. She killed him.

Oh... he could have just gotten it from another doctor?

That doctor would have killed him too.

Time to lock them all up. Drug dealers are drug dealers, no matter what piece of paper they have hung up on their wall.

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Be Evil. Be a dick.

Matthew Perry spent his life endless seeking pleasure. It got him killed. Along the way, he found many other people with the same kind of motivation, and now some of them, the ones in proximity to his death, will have their lives terminated, except not as abruptly as Perry's ended. Too bad Perry stopped working and instead switched to pursuing pleasure full-time.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two




Sure. Okay.

Doesn't change the fact that his doctor drug dealer gave him the gun to shoot himself with.

DO NO HARM.

She made a killing illegally selling him deadly amounts of a drug that isn't made for purchase over the counter for a very good reason.

Any doctor guilty of this should lose their license to practice for life and see prison time.

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