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Matthew Perry Drowned in Jacuzzi
Thursday, September 4, 2025 1:49 PM
6IXSTRINGJACK
Quote:Originally posted by SECOND: Quote:Originally posted by 6ixStringJack: Oh. It was water that killed Matthew Perry. I guess he was one of the aliens from Signs. That's a plot twist nobody watching Friends ever saw coming. Shut the fuck up, Second. -------------------------------------------------- "I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul SimonReality killed Matthew Perry. He couldn't handle it, starting when he had his first sip of alcohol. 6ix, why did it take decades for you to stop drinking? You should have stopped immediately, much like you would have stopped after your first sip of gasoline then smoking a cigarette. The kaboom followed by your face burning off would have corrected your foolishness. Too bad beer isn't more flammable. There would be fewer alcoholics (fewer of all addictions) if the consequences arrived sooner and unmistakably.
Quote:Originally posted by 6ixStringJack: Oh. It was water that killed Matthew Perry. I guess he was one of the aliens from Signs. That's a plot twist nobody watching Friends ever saw coming. Shut the fuck up, Second. -------------------------------------------------- "I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul Simon
Wednesday, April 8, 2026 11:20 AM
SECOND
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
Wednesday, April 8, 2026 3:53 PM
Wednesday, April 8, 2026 4:46 PM
Quote:Originally posted by 6ixStringJack: Good. She killed him. Oh... he could have just gotten it from another doctor? That doctor would have killed him too. Time to lock them all up. Drug dealers are drug dealers, no matter what piece of paper they have hung up on their wall. -------------------------------------------------- Be Evil. Be a dick.
Wednesday, April 8, 2026 5:49 PM
Quote:Originally posted by second: Quote:Originally posted by 6ixStringJack: Good. She killed him. Oh... he could have just gotten it from another doctor? That doctor would have killed him too. Time to lock them all up. Drug dealers are drug dealers, no matter what piece of paper they have hung up on their wall. -------------------------------------------------- Be Evil. Be a dick. Matthew Perry spent his life endless seeking pleasure. It got him killed. Along the way, he found many other people with the same kind of motivation, and now some of them, the ones in proximity to his death, will have their lives terminated, except not as abruptly as Perry's ended. Too bad Perry stopped working and instead switched to pursuing pleasure full-time. The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
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