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Senator Ted Cruz to host cooking show on the Food Network
Monday, August 3, 2015 6:27 PM
WHOZIT
Monday, August 3, 2015 8:26 PM
JONGSSTRAW
Monday, August 3, 2015 9:45 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Jongsstraw: Of course, the gun range is the perfect place for a greasy slippery floor. And I'm sure I don't wanna know how the eggs get cooked there.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:16 AM
SECOND
The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 10:56 AM
SHINYGOODGUY
Quote:Originally posted by whozit:
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 11:46 AM
Quote:Originally posted by SHINYGOODGUY: A real man wouldn't need a huge gun, or any gun, to prove his manhood.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 5:59 PM
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 7:50 PM
Quote:Originally posted by whozit: OMG! HE COOKED BACON WITH A MACHINE GUN AND YOU LIBS ACT HE SHOT A GAY LION SEEKING AN ABORTION!!
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:02 PM
Quote:Originally posted by whozit: OMG! HE COOKED BACON WITH A MACHINE GUN
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 10:27 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Jongsstraw: Why would any sane person even think about doing that, let alone actually do it?
Wednesday, August 5, 2015 5:57 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Jongsstraw: Quote:Originally posted by whozit: OMG! HE COOKED BACON WITH A MACHINE GUN Why would any sane person even think about doing that, let alone actually do it?
Thursday, August 6, 2015 3:00 AM
Quote:Originally posted by G: I believe that these Reps "Running for President' (who are they kidding?) discovered that there is a financial windfall for doing so - there's no other way to explain this collection of so many freaks. Cruz - I don't know what a child molester looks like, but he sure looks like one.
Thursday, August 6, 2015 3:02 AM
Thursday, August 6, 2015 3:04 AM
Quote:Originally posted by second: Quote:Originally posted by whozit: OMG! HE COOKED BACON WITH A MACHINE GUN AND YOU LIBS ACT HE SHOT A GAY LION SEEKING AN ABORTION!! You missed the point. Cruz got a criminal elected to Texas Attorney General. Cruz shutdown the federal government in 2013 and pretends he had nothing to do with that. He's following the path of Phil Gramm, another Senator from Texas, who served a few years, talked about being President, now works for the corrupt corp UBS for millions of dollars per year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UBS#Controversies
Thursday, August 6, 2015 3:11 AM
Quote:Originally posted by second: Quote:Originally posted by Jongsstraw: Why would any sane person even think about doing that, let alone actually do it? There are few things phonier than a politician trying extremely hard to convince you they’re a real person who isn’t trying to trick you into voting for them. The Ted Cruz 2016 presidential campaign is settling into a comfortable routine of inflammatory comments interspersed with silly man-of-the-people gimmicks. Since launching his campaign, Cruz has called the Obama administration “the world’s leading financier of radical Islamic terrorism,” gone on the Senate floor and accused Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell of being a liar, badgered Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz about Iran deploying sci-fi weaponry against the United States, and he’s currently working on shutting down the government over Planned Parenthood funding. When not raining rhetorical hellfire down upon all enemies real or imagined, Cruz tries to be cool on the internet. He stopped by Buzzfeed a few weeks back and did some awful impressions of “Simpsons” characters. And this week, with the help of Independent Journal Review, he cooked bacon with a gun. Ted Cruz is desperately working to convince you that he’s a cool internet guy, and not a crank loudmouth who pretty much everyone hates. This doesn’t work because no one really expects or wants Ted Cruz to be a cool internet guy. His reputation and celebrity are based entirely on his love for ideological combat and partisan dickery. But he has a strategy to trick you into liking him: find things “the internet” likes, and then tell the internet he likes those things too. According to this article from 2009, bacon is really popular on the internet, so here comes Ted Cruz doing a thing with bacon on the internet. Roughly 98 percent of all internet communication is done using “Simpsons” quotes, and so Ted Cruz does a Buzzfeed video reciting quotes from that long-running cartoon program. Who knows what meme he’ll assault next? Maybe he’ll cover himself head to toe in blue paint. www.salon.com/2015/08/04/magnum_p_i_g_ted_cruz_is_trying_very_hard_to_be_a_cool_internet_guy/
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