Simon
“…so, this upright citizen is just furious. He’s going to sue me, he’s going to sue the hospital, my nurses will never work in this town again. He knows the medical elect, He won’t stand for this, on and on…Finally, the second abdominal scan comes back, and the tech puts it up on screen….and there, lodged in his lower intestine, clear as day… is a cucumber.”
-- Amateur by scoutlywonder