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TONYAHUQT03

Pretty floral bonnet
Wednesday, April 26, 2006

While watching Our Mrs. Reynolds again for the millionth time I asked myself...why wasn't Zoe in the dress? Here's my take.


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Zoë and Mal stood at a stand still. Neither of them were going to budge. Zoë leaned against the console on the bridge and folded her arms. “I ain’t going to do it sir.” She said matter of factly. Mal took a deep breath, clearly irritated by his first mate’s stubbornness. “Zoë you are putting a serious monkey wrench in my clever laid out plans.” “Sorry, Sir, but there is no gorram way that I am doing it.” Mal cursed under his breath and looked at Wash for help, “Wash can you talk to your wife?” Wash turned around and looked at Mal. “Zoë I think you should do it.” Wash turned and grinned at his wife. Zoë just gave him, your not getting any sex tonight look. “Orrrr… not do it dear. What do I know about these cleverly laid out plans? I’m just the pilot. It’s your call. I’m behind you 100%.” Wash gave his wife the thumbs up. Mal shook his head in disapproval. “You’re so weak.” Jayne stepped onto the bridge. “Come on Zoë, it ain’t like we askin you to be naked…hey that’s an idea.” Jayne gave her a cheeky grin. Zoë just looked at Jayne. “It’s not going to happen Captain.” “Well Zoë, do you have any better ideas cause, I don’t see it happening any other way.” Mal puffed out his face hoping that it would make him look fiercer. This was lost on Zoë.

~*~

“If I hear any snickering I swear you’ll be doing trash duty from now till doomsday.” Mal yelled up from his bunk. “Promise Captain, there will be no snickering. Stone faces all of us.” Wash tried to say with out laughing, but failed horrible. “I mean it Wash, one giggle.” “Yes. Sir.” Wash called out. “Come on Mal. We ain’t got all day.” Jayne barked down. Mal slowly climbed up from this bunk. “I swear if I see you lips curl up in the slightest.” “You gotta twirl around Captain. So we can see how pretty you look.” Wash said trying not to laugh. Kaylee came and stood by Mal. “I think you look swai Captain.” Kaylee gave Mal a kiss on the cheek. “Yeah Mal. You look real swai.” Jayne said laughing. “I swear Jayne bodily harm will ensue.” Mal turned and look Simon and Book standing at the other end of the hallway. “Doctor, Preacher. You two got something to add?” Simon tried to play it off cool. “I’m actually speechless you make a quit pretty woman.” Book had a slight grin. “Words can’t describe how lovely you look.” “Ha Ha...Alright I hope everyone got that out their system. Cause we got work to do.” Mal said as he headed for the cargo bay. Everyone laughed as he walked away. “Zoë we ready to go.” Mal said as he tried to get on the mule but his outfit was hindering him. “You look lovely sir, but you’re missing something.” “Shah muh? Zoë what are you playing at?” Zoë quickly ran up the stairs of the cargo bay. “Where’s she going?” Jayne said as he put on his most cunning hat. Zoë joined by the others came back to the cargo bay. She placed a floral bonnet on his head. “Shiny.” She said laughing hard. “You’re gonna pay for this later you know.” “But you look so damn pretty sir.”

Not my best, wrote it while watching America's Next Top Model. Yes I watched American Top Model, not like there anything else good on. Remember they canceled Firefly.

COMMENTS

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 3:23 PM

WASHBURNEFAN


I'm busting a gut right now. It's like right out of the show!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 3:44 PM

AGENTRUSCO


Amazing. Exactly how it could have played out.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 4:41 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Oh....oh...this was hilarious! I too can just see this kind of scene happening off camera during "Our Mrs. Reynolds":)

Still...I wish you could have had Zoe express some...specific reasoning for her not putting on the dress. Seems like she's just being petty like:(

BEB

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 5:32 PM

LEIGHKOHL


This was great! And don't worry, I watch it too....I also watched Project Runway, but I put out the excuse that I make clothes, so I am obsessed with fashion!:D

Thursday, April 27, 2006 12:19 AM

AMDOBELL


If this isn't your best I may just double up laughing when we do see your best. Very good and I loved the way it came about in your version, oh yeah - I like! Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me

Thursday, April 27, 2006 3:30 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


that was soooooooooooooo shiny

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:55 AM

SOFI


he he he! this is SO funny! love the first bit with wash and the 'your not getting any sex tonight look' that we all know so well =D ultra shiny writings tonya!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:55 AM

SOFI


he he he! this is SO funny! love the first bit with wash and the 'your not getting any sex tonight look' that we all know so well =D ultra shiny writings tonya!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:55 AM

SOFI


he he he! this is SO funny! love the first bit with wash and the 'your not getting any sex tonight look' that we all know so well =D ultra shiny writings tonya!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:55 AM

SOFI


he he he! this is SO funny! love the first bit with wash and the 'your not getting any sex tonight look' that we all know so well =D ultra shiny writings tonya!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:55 AM

SOFI


he he he! this is SO funny! love the first bit with wash and the 'your not getting any sex tonight look' that we all know so well =D ultra shiny writings tonya!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:55 AM

SOFI


he he he! this is SO funny! love the first bit with wash and the 'your not getting any sex tonight look' that we all know so well =D ultra shiny writings tonya!

Sunday, July 2, 2006 3:32 AM

BELLONA


i guess that's mal's halloween costume sorted...

b


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