Lesser of Three Evils
Sunday, December 11, 2005

Just a little bit of Jayne being Jayne. Future!Fic. Rayne implied.


TITLE: Lesser of Three Evils AUTHOR: bugchicklv DISCLAIMER: Not mine! I just like to take them out and play every now and again. Would LOVE to have that Jayne "action figure" (wink wink--DOLL) to play with though. Christmas is, nevermind. Bah Humbug. PROMPT: #60 Drink (LiveJournal: fanfic100) SUMMARY: Oh, Jayne. You did WHAT? WORD COUNT??? (Word not reloaded yet) RATING: G CHARACTERS: Jayne/River IMPLIED, Mal SPOILERS: None, really. Maybe one for "Serenity" THE PILOT EPISODE. NOTES: Yes. I know: This is SOOOOO very wrong. But I had to do it, cause that last line was eating at my brain.


"You did what?" River asked her husband indignantly. "He is still a prepubescent adolescent boy, Jayne! What were you thinking?"

"Baby girl...he's 12 years old and he did such a good job as look-out on the job today..." he protested.

She cut him off quickly with a: "Not relevant."

"Well, I had it by his age..." Jayne protested, but halted as Mal limped into the common area. It had been a while, but the injury still pained him; one of these days he was going to learn not to deal with Patience.

River frowned at her husband and gave him that *We will sooooo be talking about his later as you get no sex*-look; she then turned on her heel and stormed out.

Mal shivered, trying to be funny, and asked, "Is it me, or did the temperature suddenly drop 10 degrees in here?"

"My girl is pissed."

"Whyfore? Scary as it may seem, you been pretty tame lately."

"After the job I took Nicky into town and stopped at a bar. He asked for a sip o' my whiskey and I gave it to him."

"You did what?"

"That's what she said. Honestly Mal, it was just a sip...and like I said, I'd done had some by that age!"

"So, she's pissed you gave your 12 year-old son a taste of your liquor. Seems like she's got a point, Jayne."

"Well, I had to," the Merc explained. "He took too long picking out a tattoo and the hooker scared him."


Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:28 AM


Haha, the last line was the best. Very cute.

Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:56 PM


Loved this! A child of Jayne and River....mildly frightening idea. You should consider making this a series, it would be fanstastic!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 2:59 PM


I agree with ShinyGeeket. I'd love to

Wednesday, December 14, 2005 11:29 PM


THANKS Everyone!

And, for the record, there are QUITE a few more at my LJ (and at as the whole "Bug's Rayne!Fics and Rayne!Baby!Fics and Rayne!Kid!Fics" compilation)...

'Cause the idea of Jayne and his kids has me NUTS (hmmm, maybe it's my obsession with Adam that has me...Yeah, ok, MUST be ADAM and kids and :::awwww.:: = Happy Bug!).

Originally, as with the Halloween and "Hello Sexy" stories, I was a little leary of posting those here--'cause,'s daunting, you know? Some of the best and brightest and most talented of all fanfic writers are here; we've even got PROFESSIONAL writers! I've also noticed a back-lash against the idea of River as a mother and anti-Rayne lately, which is cool--whatever float's your boat (as CSI squicks me BIG TIME!)--but I didn't want to get into that here, too. 'Cause when did fanfiction start being ALL ABOUT THE CANON, and not about the...well Pr0n!?!?!

But, for those that asked: I will clean up, edit (maybe even get a BETA!) and see what I can do to get my stories here.

And to all: I really appreciate the great, encouraging feedback! It, like BABY!Fic!, is like crack--and I have discovered I am a crackwh0re. Whee!

Thursday, December 15, 2005 9:07 AM


The last line is just PRICELESS!

Friday, December 16, 2005 12:41 PM


"River frowned at her husband and gave him that *We will sooooo be talking about this later as you get no sex*-look"
aww!!! just so loveleeeeeeeee!!! any jayne/various females/kids fics just get me all a-glowin'


p.s. a rayne kid? un. frickin. stoppable. it's a genius and it knows how to kill ya...scary


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