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Always the Hired Gun
Friday, August 26, 2005

Jayne Cobb in a three piece suit? Weird but true. This crossover drabble is a sequel to "By the Book". Part three of the "Additional Revelations" series.


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Always the Hired Gun

Summary: Jayne Cobb in a three piece suit? Weird but true. This crossover drabble is a sequel to "By the Book". Part three of the "Additional Revelations" series.

Disclaimer: All characters in these stories belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy Productions.

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The Shepherd gasped. "How could you possibly know of a 500 year old porno flick?"

Jayne smirked, "In a previous life I was a liaison between the senior partners of an demonically evil law firm and a certain souled vampire who had just defeated Zoe's previous incarnation. I was supposed to keep an eye on him, but he still managed to bring down the L.A. office and massively inconvenience the firm. As punishment, I've been reincarnated as a gorram hired gun ever since."

"I knew you had low standards," Zoe groaned in disgust, "but working for lawyers?"

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A.N.: Actor Adam Baldwin played "Marcus Hamilton" (Eve's successor) in five of the last six episodes of Angel. Oddly enough, I've never seen this mentioned on any of the Firefly sites I've visited, even with the obvious Joss Whedon connection.

COMMENTS

Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:14 AM

FREDIKAYLLOW


hehehehehehehehe.....now that one i understood. i'm really liking this series.

Monday, October 1, 2007 4:14 AM

BULLET0IN0THE0BRAINPAN0SQUISH


really? what ep was that?

(sorry it's OT.^^ just wants to see more of jayne.^^)


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