BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR

VILAVON

Wash, out.
Friday, November 11, 2011

Wash muses briefly on life, the wife and lemurs.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2151    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

I've been thinking about my death lately. There's usually not enough time in the day to ponder such things, since the captain likes to see his crew moving around and picking things up or, in my case, flying them to places to be sold or traded.

It's not my death so much as it is the way I'll die. Whatever it is, I hope it's fast. And I hope it happens when I'm very, very old. Kids and grandkids to mourn and my wife still looking pretty as she does today.

She'll be able to find someone else. Even when she's a hundred years old, my wife will attract guys in their sixties, at least.

My death, here's hoping, won't be painful and it won't cause anyone else to die trying to save me. They can try. Effort is always appreciated. I'm just saying, don't lose a limb pulling me from under a collapsed building. Unless you can spare it.

Admittedly, I took more chances before I was a married man. I could chase space or dodge lawmen with a little effort. In fact, it took more skill to fly when I knew I had people depending on me to come home in one piece.

I hope to have a son someday. Maybe a daughter. Maybe both at the same time. When I look at my wife and think about how lucky I am that I married such a tolerant woman, I really hope I get the whole package. Wife, kids….a lemur. The dream!

Here's what I think will happen: It could be years and years down the line, but I'm pretty certain that when I do die, it won't have anything to do with flying. If I thought that, I may not be able to fly so much.

Ironically, flying is what keeps the thoughts of dying out of my head.

Maybe that's why the captain likes to keep us busy. Busy keeps death behind us instead of sitting on our doorstep. Not that we have a doorstep for death to sit on.

So, here I sit. Death lays in wait for me. He'll get me one day.

Not too soon, though.

I've got a lot of living to do.

Hey, maybe I won't even see it coming.

Too bad Shepherd Book left us, though. I would have wanted him to christen the kids.

Enough pondering . I've got a spaceship to fly.

I am a leaf on the wind.

Watch how I soar!

THE END

COMMENTS

Friday, November 11, 2011 7:11 PM

BYTEMITE


I could imagine him saying this. Also, nice dramatic irony.

Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:41 AM

VILAVON


Thank you, B.

Saturday, November 12, 2011 6:14 AM

IWANTOMARRYWASH


WOW GREAT JOB MAN I LOVE IT YOU REALLY CAPTURED HIM AND HIS OLD ESSENCE COULD YOU MABEY MAKE ONE ABOUT HIM AND ZOEY DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT THEY WANT A KID?? THX MADE ME KRY
!!! :)

Saturday, November 12, 2011 6:43 AM

SIGNYM


Perfect.

Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:47 PM

EBFIDDLER


I liked this Wash POV. We need more Wash POV! "I really hope I get the whole package. Wife, kids….a lemur. "--For some reason that line just cracked me up. Wash, Wash...your kids could actually BE little monkeys, ya know? (*Mine* are!) Also liked: "Maybe that's why the captain likes to keep us busy. Busy keeps death behind us instead of sitting on our doorstep. Not that we have a doorstep for death to sit on."--classic Wash. Astute observation, wisdom presented with twisted or quirky humor. I hope you're planning to post some more.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011 4:03 PM

BRUCEPLUTO


Nice job! Really enjoyed the Wash POV. Interesting to get inside the Serenity pilot’s brain and see what was going on in there.
BPZ

Monday, November 4, 2013 12:56 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Just found this, thanx to the little blurb at the top of the category on the home page. wonderful. Wash is my fave, too. I still haven't forgiven a certain writer/director for his unfortunate encounter with a large piece of wood.


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