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BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR
No OCs so can be read by anyone. Just a humorous little fic, inspired by Amdobell, and yes ... I know I should be writing Indigo ... but this sort of crept up on me! ONE-OFF, set any time.
CATEGORY: FICTION TIMES READ: 1732 RATING: 9 SERIES: FIREFLY
“... and even though Crusher Harrison had his arm torn off, he vows he’ll be back in the ring to fight his latest opponent, Jumbaway Cho, next month. And that’s the end of the sports news. Now ... a word from our sponsors.”
“Do you get bored having to carry so many weapons? Do you ever wish they’d do more than one thing at a time? Do you want more flash and bang for your credit? Well, now you can. Why take two grenades into the shower when you only need ... the Whisjkers 3000! Totally waterproof, the Whisjkers has an explosive power equal to four normal grenades, as well as a brilliant whiter than white flare that will dazzle your enemies, leaving them defenceless. And, what’s more, the Whisjkers 3000 is silent! Surprise your foes, and make you the envy of your friends. And, while stocks last, each crate of 10 comes with a complimentary shower gel and back brush. So why not visit your local supplier and –“
“Hey, I was watching that!”
“Aw, but Mal –“
“I can keep ‘em for special occasions.”
“Like when we got Reavers on our tail.”
“’N’ I could carry ‘em with me everywhere.”
“Jayne, you remember what happened last time?”
“You had to retile the bathroom.”
“Yeah, but –“
“Ni shi shenme dongshi, gou niang yang de.”
“I heard that!”
“You were meant to!”
“Septic vat needs doing. And sighing like that ain’t gonna make me change my mind. Nor’s the cow eyes. Or the lip.”
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