Firefly Fans Top 10 List: Fact No.7
Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Jayne Cobb vs. Chewbacca



Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:29 AM


Ladies and gentlemen... I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that Blue Sun room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed verse, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.

Next Tuesday: Serenity vs. Millennium Falcon
(Fact No.10)
(Fact No.9)
(Fact No.8)

Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:42 AM


These are all extremely funny (I was especially fond of the Han vs Mal one, which was priceless), but you may think about spellchecking them. Lots of misspelled words in this series. :)

Also, since when has Chewie ever lived in Endor?

Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:56 AM


Thats that whole South Park Johnny Cocrane joke, I love it and i laughed SO gorram hard..

Tuesday, June 12, 2007 6:07 AM


Love it, but agree about the spell check thing, little things like that really spoil good work. xx

Tuesday, June 12, 2007 4:02 PM


Makes sense? Of course it doesn't make sense! But these are still fun to watch!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007 10:54 PM


I am deeply sorry to announce that the allegations against me are true. Over the past several weeks, I have been spelling words incorrectly throughout the Firefly series: ‘FireflyFans: Top 10 List’.
I know my actions were wrong, but I cannot be fully to blame. You see… I am an alcoholic.

Yes, I'm afraid it's true.

I am a perfectly good person, but when I drink, the alcohol makes me type things I wouldn't normally do.

Just remember… I’m a victim in all this…

Wednesday, June 13, 2007 8:20 AM


i <3 these little lists...

Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:25 PM


Less you are getting strapped down and the booze poured down your gullet before you write the captions...that little statement is an excuse, mi amigo;)

Still...I can't get mad at ya when you use the Chewbacca Defense;D


Saturday, June 16, 2007 5:45 PM


This entry is the funniest one yet in my opinion. Not only for the Southpark connection, but for the rest of the witty subtitles and images.

Yeah, sure, check your spelling you booze-hound. But I can set aside my grammatically-correct obsession long enough to enjoy the logical insanity that is "Firefly Top 10."

Keep up the hysterical work.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:02 AM


You forgot to mention that Jayne is just damn sexy. Chewie, not so much!!!


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Serenity vs. Millennium Falcon

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Jayne Cobb vs. Chewbacca

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