But...but....but...your honor!
Friday, August 3, 2007

HEE HEE HEE Thats him, not me.

giggle snort

*FMF does the happy dance*

OK so we get to court and there is the AH. All alone. Wifey not with him, lawyer not there. I take this as significant. Anyhoo, when the lawyer shows up we find that the AH now has the "B" team. The lawyers SON is there. Giggle snort. We are second on the docket and when we are called the AH lawyerson tells the judge that he is asking for dismissal - the reason gentle people? Because the AH does not think I am entitled to the cost of living increases the Navy gives each year. He thinks that my wiping his ass, toting his loads and generally putting up with his shit is worth $495 a month and not a penny more. The judge, BLESS HER REPUBLICAN BUTT, disagreed. (Thats the nicest I get about Repbulicans, but kudos to her)

Anyway. I get the wording corrected. I get my cost of living increases. I get my surviver annuity. and he gets? HE GOT SERVED IN THE COURT ROOM BY MY MOTHERS ATTORNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh help me lord jeasous, I have been giggling all morning!

*FMF does the happy dance with all the gentle people"

We need some liguor up in here! PARTAY!


Friday, August 3, 2007 9:44 AM


I almost forgot! Please tell me the navy will be sending you a check and not the ass who will somehow screw it up?!

Friday, August 3, 2007 9:42 AM


Way ta go FMF! Pbbbbbttt! to AH!

I know who will be celebrating tonite, and who'll be cryin' in his beer!

* does the happy dance with FMF and gang*

Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooo!

Friday, August 3, 2007 8:48 AM


ROTFLMAO- I am so picturing this!! It's just fantastic. I am now grinning like crazy...aw the poor man having to live up to his obligations his life sucks!! LOL HUGS FMF this is fantastic!

Friday, August 3, 2007 7:51 AM


Oh lordy lord. I am so fricken happy for ya's FMF. Seems I'll have to get sloshed in yer honor.

Friday, August 3, 2007 7:32 AM


"Now". I meant to type "now". If only I were smart enough to read what I've typed.

Smarter. Better looking. Taller. My three wishes.

Friday, August 3, 2007 7:30 AM



No go get laid! :-)

(That wasn't too blunt, was it?)

Friday, August 3, 2007 7:25 AM


Karma. The man is getting his justly deserved karma.


Friday, August 3, 2007 6:48 AM


Holy Hannah, I almost choked on my lunch from laughing.
What goes around, comes around. He's getting his, in spades. And bless that process server for snagging him in the courtroom! :insert evil laugh here:

The man's a jackhole, and he is getting back what he served out. Wanker.

for your perseverance. You are one tough cookie!


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