What I Say As Opposed To What I Think Part 1,778 (The Next Day!)
Tuesday, June 28, 2005

At Home:
wifewithpez: What a bunch of geeks!
manwithpez: (ala Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?) You do know you're married to one of 'em, right?

At Work:
Stickboy: You're going to Charlotte to see a movie? You do know that there's movie theaters right here, right?
manwithpez: (And yet, you are not considered to be strange for driving hours to see the Nas-Car...a bunch of vehicles driving in a circle. Now that's entertainment!) Yes, I know that.

In Charlotte:
CMS: You must be Pez, right?
manwithpez: (What? I have to be the only adult male who carries around a Pez dispenser? Maybe I'm just a huge Incredibles fan...Ever think of that?) Yes, I am. (Actually, she called my bluff...I pulled this dispenser out to be recognized...whattya worked! Thank you Mr. Incredible!)

Again, In Charlotte:
wifewithpez: Who's that? And why are you pointing at him?
manwithpez: (Holy SHIT! That's Exec. Producer and former Mutant Enemy President Chris Buchanan!!! And he's here!!! He right there...Chris Buchanan...Chris B. Right over there!!! Look! Come on manwithpez...say something...anything!!! Yell his name...Yell your name...SAY ANYTHING!!!) "....."
Chris Buchanan: Hello, I'm Chris Buchanan.
manwithpez: He's the producer!!!
Chris Buchanan: I'm the Executive Producer of Serenity.
manwithpez: (That's right...)

At Home on the Phone:
Nonevilstepmother: How did you get in to see that movie already...It doesn't come out until September.
manwithpez: (I never told her that...Well, I did...months ago. Holy crap...she actually does listen to me. Who knew?) I got lucky.

After The Tanning Bed:
wifewithpez: So, how did it go?
manwithpez: (MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! GOD WON'T SOMEONE HELP ME!!!) Fine.


Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:17 AM


Oh, I'm sorry...I must have added right? in my fevered crazy dreams...I know you didn't say right?...I only added it for effect...
By the way, it was my wife's idea to pull out the dispenser so that you would recognize me...She didn't know I had one on me, but she "knew" I had one on me...dong ma?

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:11 AM


I didn't say "right?"!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 5:48 AM


How I've missed these little forays into Pez's mind!

Hot Lap also has a hot it.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 5:00 AM


Heh heh, he said ass. Heh heh.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 4:16 AM


He he he. I always look forward to these, Pez. :)


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