BLOG ENTRIES FOR APRIL 2005

Entries are sorted in chronological order with most recent entries at the bottom of the page.

MANWITHPEZ

What I Think, As Opposed To What I Say
Tuesday, April 5, 2005 2:48:56 AM

Below is a list of things said to me. Afterwards, in parentheses will be the first thing that popped into my head, and after that will be what I actually said. At Work: Me: "I lost seven pounds ...

MANWITHPEZ

Bad Back, Hiccups, and Finding Serenity
Friday, April 8, 2005 3:37:49 AM

Yesterday, I recieved my copy of Finding Serenity in the mail (Finally!). I have enjoyed reading it to a point. Ms. Espenson seems to be a little concerned about the card game she claims to have invented. ...

MANWITHPEZ

What I Say, As Opposed To What I Think 2
Monday, April 11, 2005 6:28:09 AM

You know the drill! At Work: My Boss: "Where you been?" Me: (Quick! Think up a lie and say anything besides at the mall) "At the bank." At Home: Random Husband of One of My Wife's Friend: ...

MANWITHPEZ

Why?
Wednesday, April 13, 2005 6:29:37 AM

Why is it, when you're outdoors, and you remember something nostalgic in a positive way, there always seems to be a little breeze blowing? Why did I just spend three minutes staring at a little tree ...

MANWITHPEZ

Surreality
Thursday, April 14, 2005 3:23:15 AM

I was outside the other day, and a large truck drove by with two (count em, two!) A-10 engines sitting on the back of it. Living on an Air Force base is strange. I went into my bosses office and asked ...

MANWITHPEZ

The Long and The Too Short Of It
Friday, April 15, 2005 2:57:28 AM

Got my new TV Armoire in the mail yesterday...and guess what...My gargantuan TV doesn't fit in it. Not even close. So, I yanked the top of it off and put the gorram TV up on it anyways...It was so disappointing. ...

MANWITHPEZ

HSX Brigade!
Monday, April 18, 2005 3:38:40 AM

Serenity seems to be lagging over as HSX.com, more than likely from non-browncoats selling their shares after finding out that the movie is being delayed. It sucks. That's were most of my money is, ...

MANWITHPEZ

Why? (The Sequel)
Tuesday, April 19, 2005 4:13:27 AM

Why, after stating on this website the absurdity of staring at a tree stump and thinking it was a squirrel, did I stand out in my backyard not two days later and do the same thing? Why does the squadron ...

MANWITHPEZ

What I Think As Opposed To What I Say 3 (Blast From The Past)
Thursday, April 21, 2005 5:56:05 AM

In three different passing conversations with my mother: Three days after I had sex for the first time: MomWithPez(Where do you think I picked up the habit?): Bryan, are you...umm...sexually active? Me: ...

MANWITHPEZ

Surreality 2
Monday, April 25, 2005 6:33:40 AM

Are all the husbands better than me? I mean, I'm not a bad guy, but I guess I'm that great of a husband. I think the exact term my wife used was "...lazy shit" Its hard to drive in flip-flops. ...

MANWITHPEZ

All Over The Place!
Thursday, April 28, 2005 9:57:22 AM

Here's bouncy blog entry, because I've not slept in 40+ hours! Hope you don't mind stream of consciousness! I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and several people, officers, really, looked at me ...