Strange Quotes
Wednesday, June 1, 2005

What's that? A potentially new set of blog categories? The mind rejects what it cannot comprehend!!!

"You know what I think my favorite quote from The Simpsons is? That one where Bart has a crush on Lovejoy's daughter and he's trying to get away from her and he says "But her hair smells just like Froot-Loops" and Lisa says "Yeah? I eat Froot-Loops for breakfast" I love that one."
"I thought your favorite was when Barney was eating a severed human arm and walks off saying "I'm not a zombie, but hey, when in Rome"

Conversation between me and my wife.

"I've got too much flavor on my fingers. Look at all the flavor, Daddy."

My daughter after eating the car no less.

"Do you know where the thing about "What's-His-Nuts" is?"
"Who's "What's-His-Nuts"?"

Conversation between me and my boss.

"Joss Whedon is my master now."
"No he's not. That's unacceptable."

Conversation between me and a Star Wars obssesed Staff Sergeant.

"Will you get me up?"
"Not if you're going to keep talking about it. You're making me self-conscious."
"What the hell are you talking about? Will you wake me up at 6:30 tomorrow?"
"Oh...OH! Yes. I though you meant...Never mind."

Conversation before "Happy Event" in bed between me and my wife.

Hey! I liked these! Maybe I'll do some more later, as it is, I've hit my two a day quota!


Wednesday, June 1, 2005 8:37 AM

MANWITHPEZ with new and improved spacing...!

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 7:32 AM



Wednesday, June 1, 2005 7:25 AM


Favourite simpsons quote: "There's no sugar in Pixie Stix."

MWP: careful with the spacing, I read these together and had disturbing visuals:
Conversation between me and my wife.

"I've got too much flavor on my fingers. Look at all the flavor, Daddy."

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:23 AM


I've actually used that one in conversation. That and "Worthless!"

"I'm not worthwhile..."

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:11 AM


And, my favorite from Harold and Khumar:

"Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?"

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 5:11 AM


I think my favorite movie quote of all time comes from "Arsenic and Old Lace"

"Insanity runs in my family...It practically gallops!"

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 4:52 AM


My favourite Simpsons quote is from when Homer is designing his dream car: "You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car." I feel it reflects accurately the way humanity thinks 95% of the time.


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