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Why? (The Sequel)
Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Why, after stating on this website the absurdity of staring at a tree stump and thinking it was a squirrel, did I stand out in my backyard not two days later and do the same thing?

Why does the squadron across the road have a static display of two bombs aimed right for the door?

Why do I subscribe to pay channels that I never, ever watch?

Why do I struggle to lose four or five pounds over the course of five days, only to regain them on the weekends?

Why do I, a man with rapidly graying hair, choose to wear that hair in a nondirectional spike?

Why is it that you never seem to notice your parents age(I mean that as a verb) until you look at a photograph of them?

Why is it, when I'm enjoying reading something, I flip forward to see how much of it is left?

Why are grandparents so damn nice to their grandchildren, and so damn mean to their kids?

Why did my wife tell me that she loved the way I dressed when we met, then proceeded to get rid of almost every article of clothing I owned?

Why write a sequel to a strange flylog entitled: Why?

COMMENTS

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:03 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Ask (or blog) and you shall receive. New blog just because you care.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:48 AM

MANWITHPEZ


Why do you keep responding to me? Because I'm so very pretty. And modest. Plus, I'm a witty man...withpez.

Why do I keep going over to your blog, hoping you've written something new? (Okay, that's a little false...anytime I see a link for someone's website here, I go to it, but I do look forward to your blog!)

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:21 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


why do i keep responding to you?

Because it was peaceful.
Just in case.
Just in case.
No idea. Homeostasis?
It's easy to style.
The age with you.
You want to know how much more there is to enjoy.
I'm not familiar with the phenomena.
She's just keeping you in style.
Because you are you.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 8:12 AM

RAT


HDTV on conventional TV.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 4:36 AM

JADEHAND


Why do Satelite tv companies show ads that are supposed to demonstrate their superior quality over cable on cable?

Why did DVD do the same on videotape?


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