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The 12 Days of Christmas
By Bellona
Sunday, December 04, 2005 03:48
TIMES READ: 1691
RATING: 8

Ever wondered just what the crew got for christmas?


On the first day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
A gorram psychic moonbrain

On the second day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the third day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Three brown coat
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the fourth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the fifth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the sixth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Six compression coils
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the seventh day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Seven mercs a-shooting
Six compression coils
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the eighth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Eight docs a-stitching
Seven mercs a-shooting
Six compression coils
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the ninth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Nine floral bonnets
Eight docs a-stitching
Seven mercs a-shooting
Six compression coils
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the tenth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Ten captains yelling
Nine floral bonnets
Eight docs a-stitching
Seven mercs a-shooting
Six compression coils
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Eleven mid-bulk transports
Ten captains yelling
Nine floral bonnets
Eight docs a-stitching
Seven mercs a-shooting
Six compression coils
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...
Twelve reavers reaving
Eleven mid-bulk transports
Ten captains yelling
Nine floral bonnets
Eight docs a-stitching
Seven mercs a-shooting
Six compression coils
Five dinosaurs
Four cunning hats
Three brown coats
Two hawaiian shirts
And a gor-ra-am psychic moo-n-bra-in!!!
RiverGoddess

Sunday, December 04, 2005 - 05:39


Haha! I really laughed out loud at the "gorran psychic moonbrain" bit. High-larious!

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Anonymous

Sunday, December 04, 2005 - 09:44


LMAO

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YeminQuon

Sunday, December 04, 2005 - 17:40


I loved the five dinosaurs and the Hawaiin shirts!

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bookaddict

Monday, December 05, 2005 - 03:10


All of the above and the 10 captains yelling too!

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Bellona

Monday, December 05, 2005 - 04:24


aaw, you guys... *blushes*

b

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Anonymous

Monday, December 05, 2005 - 11:42


Hahaha I laughed really hard at the action ones about the merc and doc and captain! This is hilarious.

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SimonisticSNAFU

Sunday, December 11, 2005 - 19:30


LMAO! I haven't found anything that funny in a while! Thanks for writing this, it's great stuff!
Keep up the good work!

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gothfeary

Monday, December 12, 2005 - 06:03


Oh my god I think I love you!
That was fan-freaking-tastic!
Great laugh, do it again!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 - 17:10


LOL!!!!! if only my love would send me floral bonnets!!! bwahahaha

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Anonymous

Friday, December 16, 2005 - 03:14


Twelve reavers reaving

that was the one that really got to me (after gorram psychic moonbrain i mean)

that was hilarious, keep up the good work!

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 17, 2005 - 20:52


Shiny!!

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Kizziecstars

Monday, January 16, 2006 - 08:50


you just had to do it...

LMAO!

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