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The Sereni-Tree: How to Steer In Hyperspace, and Other Observations

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 1:33 PM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


I know TRM usually does this, but I figured since Mai and Jake7 just shot us off into hyperspace, now might be a good time to start thread number 66 in the adventures of the Sereni-Tree!!!

For “The Guide to the Clubhouse / Treehouse / Sereni-Tree Threads”, telling our story and providing links to all such threads:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=11877
http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=11877


Early in this link is the very long post containing “TheRealMe’s Guide to the Sereni-Tree, V7”. This post is a description of the ship.
http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=27832
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=27832

Early in this link will be an out-of-date crew list:
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=33358

Here is a summary of our previous thread, located at:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=37575

Um...well...crap...I was gone for a long while. All I know is that Jake7 and Mai shot us off into hyperspace, and Soul is now trying to figure out how to steer. So...here we go!

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 1:34 PM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Repost of my last post in thread 65:

"Stop pushing random buttons!! And where in the world have I been?!?"

Soul pulls his way into the cockpit and makes his way over to THE chair.

"Man. Haven't sat in this thing since Static gave me a few lessons. Well, here goes nothing!"

He sits down in the chair and it rises up into the navigation dome.

"Someone help me figure out how to steer in hyperspace!!!"


______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 2:38 PM

COZEN


Internet forums evolve. Lives evolve. Sometimes they devolve, or the participants simply go separate ways.

It was nice knowing y'all, even if it was just for a short while. Be well, folks.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 4:54 PM

MAI




sorry about that jake. whoa that's so weird there's two of you now and the room is kinda of spinny

*passes out


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Monday, January 18, 2010 5:02 AM

THEREALME


Miss me?

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, January 18, 2010 5:06 AM

THEREALME


Cozen, my friend,

If you are truly departing, I shall miss your humor. You never failed to evoke a smile. Be well.


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Monday, January 18, 2010 10:59 AM

JAKE7


**OOC: Cozen, you can't go! Who's going to continue all those failed kidnappings? We'll miss you. As TRM said, be well...

Speaking of TRM, Yes we missed you, too!!**

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**Jake7 squeals when she can finally see straight and notices who has taken the helm**

Soul!! Where HAVE you been? It's great to see you again!!

Or, am I hallucinating this?

**her head does a few swirlies**

Oooh, I don't feel so good...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Monday, January 18, 2010 6:13 PM

THEREALME


From the pilot dome, Soul presses buttons and twists the control grips on each side of the pilot's chair. Nothing happens.

Then he hears a woman's voice chuckle from the main control room below him. "Silly! You can't steer in hyperspace! The way our Jump Drive works, it sends us through a ballistic trajectory through hyperspace. We can only maneuver once we drop out into normal space again."

Soul looks down to see a beautiful woman of Asian descent with long, straight dark hair and a slinky red dress smiling up at him.

She shrugs. "But if you'd like to practice for then, we have a really good flight simulator."



Quincey, Bride5

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Monday, January 18, 2010 6:23 PM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


"You know, that would've been nice to know before now."

Soul retracts the chair and leaps out before it has fully lowered.

"Well, if steering is out of the question, is there any way to figure out where we are headed? And for that matter, any clue where my wife and daughter have been hiding?

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

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Monday, January 18, 2010 6:34 PM

THEREALME


Quincey moves over to a console and plops down in the chair. "Sure, we can find out where we are going. All we have to do is call up the navigational plot that was entered before the Jump Drive was engaged, and that should tell us..."

She pauses, a look of concern on her face. "Ummm... You DID enter a course first, didn't you? But I can't seem to find it in here, and..."

"Ummm..."



Quincey, Bride5, Pilot of Sereni-Tree






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Monday, January 18, 2010 6:39 PM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Soul points over his shoulder in the direction of Mai and Jake7.

"Might want to ask those two."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

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Monday, January 18, 2010 6:47 PM

THEREALME


Quincey face-palms.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010 4:15 AM

JAKE7


**Jake7 sees Soul's pointed finger**

Hey! I had nothing to do with it - Mai pressed the button. I tried to stop her...

Won't it just use the last coordinates entered in the event that nothing new was put in?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, January 22, 2010 1:18 PM

MAI


the terrifyin' space monkey made me do it.


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:55 AM

JAKE7


Well, Soul, any updates on the current flying crisis we have going here?

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Sunday, January 24, 2010 11:10 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


"Me?!? I'm not the one who hit the buttons!!"

Soul sighs and turns to the computer.

"Let me see what I can figure out. Quincey, can you figure out these calculations for me? There's a reason why Static flew and Grey ran the engines. I just fight."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Friday, January 29, 2010 7:26 AM

JAKE7


**Jake7 dusts herself off from her fling across the cockpit**

Well, if everything is in control up here, I'm heading back to the common room and see if there's any food left.

It's been a while since we stopped anywhere for supplies. If nothing's there, we should probably check the Yeti habitat to see if any of the fruit trees in there have any fruit suitable for human consumption on them.

Mai, you coming with me?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, January 29, 2010 11:30 AM

MAI


Is that your subtle way of telling me to get the hell out of the cockpit/engine room?

Good point.

Maybe we could stop by the infirmary on the way I'm going to need a monster asprin for this headache. Then definetly food! We can make a cake to celebrate my creative problem solving skills that got us moving again!!!!


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Friday, January 29, 2010 12:24 PM

JAKE7


**jake7 grins**

Sounds like a plan...

Let's go!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, January 29, 2010 1:57 PM

MAI


Well looks like the common room is still abandoned. I was hoping we might meet up with some of our long lost crew mates. Oh well. Cake time!

*scavenges the kitchen for all the leftovers to make the best cake EVER!


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Friday, January 29, 2010 3:03 PM

THEREALME


As Mai and Jake7 depart the bridge, Quincey is staring at the console before her muttering to herself and pulling at her hair.


Quincey, Bride5, Pilot

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Friday, January 29, 2010 4:39 PM

SAFEAT2ND


In the common room, a cloud of mist appears and coalesces into a figure, clad in flip-flops, Hawaiian shirt, Bermuda shorts and straw hat, travelling at a high speed.

The figure slams into the far wall. The loud squeaking of flesh pressed to metal accompianies his slow slide to the floor.

Safe slowly stands and examines the remnants of his pineapple margarita glass.

"Y'know, its times like these that I almost consider giving up drinking... almost."

He looks around. "This doesn't look like Key West; in fact it looks startlingly like the common room of the Sereni-Tree..."

He knocks his heels together and closes his eyes, "There's no place like Key West, There's no place like Key West."

Safe peeks one eye open and looks around. Resigned, he opens the other, "Crap... ummm... Hello?"

He cringes, waiting for a response, dreading a Yeti greeting. It took him a full year to get wet Yeti fur smell out of his clothes.


_______________________________________________________________
Is now an official published author as of spring 2010.

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Friday, January 29, 2010 6:36 PM

THEREALME


"Here, darlin'!"

A tall woman of African descent hands Safe a replacement drink.

"You're right. There's no place like home. Welcome home."


Trey, Bride3, Bartender




PS: Congrats on the novel! You have the guts I never did!

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Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:55 AM

JAKE7


**As Mai goes to the kitchen to try to find ingredients to make cake, a loud squishy crash grabs Jake7's attention. She whips around to see Safe flattened against the wall, holding a broken glass, looking slightly dazed. Bride 3 materializes out of nowhere to hand him a new drink**

Safe!! You scared the hell out of me! Are you OK?

**Sparky suddenly spurs to life and hurries over to clean up the glass/drink mess**

Why are you dressed like that?



*OOC: Congrats on the book!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, January 30, 2010 7:35 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Soul mumbles to himself as he descends the stairs from the cockpit.

"Gorram math...I hate math..."

Shuffling up to the bar, he grabs a bottle of root beer and takes a long swig. He turns and notices Safe staring at him with one eyebrow raised.

"What? Apparently, I need to be able to think in order to figure out where we're flying to, so bug off."

Soul turns back to the bar, and is in the middle of a second drink when the appropriate synapses in his brain begin firing. He sprays root beer all over Trey and turns to crush Safe in a rather un-manly hug.

OOC: Published?!? That's awesome!!! Congrats!! What is it? When can I buy many copies?

Crap...now I really feel bad about not writing more...


______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Saturday, January 30, 2010 11:58 AM

SAFEAT2ND


Safe graciuosly accepts the new drink from Trey and turns to greet Jake7 when he is squished by a rather unmanly hug, crushing his new drink.

"Umm... good... to... see... you...too... Soul." He grunts.

After a rather long uncomfortable pause, "you can let go now..."

Soul releases his grip still grinning.

"Now can anyone tell how and why I am here an not Key West?"

OOC: Thanks all, but lets not get to ahead of ourselves. An exerpt of my book, which I had submitted to a writing contest, is being printed in an anthology called Wicked Words Anthology. My book is in second draft mode but I hope to have it done this summer... I hope...

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Saturday, January 30, 2010 1:26 PM

MAI


*watches as Safe collides with the wall.

That is so not my fault!

Cake anyone?


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Saturday, January 30, 2010 9:54 PM

THEREALME


Trey responds to this scene by producing yet another new drink.

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Sunday, January 31, 2010 9:01 AM

MAI


Well there is rum in the cake so this should be an excellent party!

*group hug

I missed you guys.


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Monday, February 1, 2010 11:02 AM

THEREALME


With a ping, elevator doors located on the far side of the common room open. People arrayed around the bar can see six huge white-furred yeti stagger out, some helping others walk. All are wounded. Some plop down on the couch, others on the floor. The last to come out is dragging a scale-covered haunch of meat almost as tall as he is.

"Hunt over! Time for lunch!" Then he notices the humans.

"Ah!" He drops the meat, runs across the common room, leaping over the couch and pool table with his long strides. He slides to a stop like a batter running home and grabs the hugging Safe and Soul in an even larger hug. "Ervin glad to see old friends!" In addition to the smell of wet yeti, the blood of whatever they just killed rubs off on the two.

Suddenly, while still hugging the two men, Ervin's head twists this way and that, nostrils flaring. "Wait! Ervin smells... rum cake?"


Ervin, Yeti




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Monday, February 1, 2010 7:07 PM

MAI


Don't worry there's plenty for everyone! I made about 13 different varities. Turns out there's a pretty red button labeled auto dessert. (I like pushing buttons.) I would have made them from scratch, but after the first attempt I might have sort of just a little bit blew up the oven. Don't worry though cause I'm ok! Could definetely use a strong drink though. All this sugar is making me very thirsty.


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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:30 AM

JAKE7


**As the Yeti stench reaches Jake7's nostrils, her enthusiasm for cake is greatly diminished**

I think I'll pass on cake for now...

**She edges closer to the hunk of meat dropped by the Yeti. There's something odd about it. She then scoots over to stand by Mai, leans in, and whispers**

Mai, does that meat look right to you? Where did they get it?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 2:52 PM

MAI


*takes another gulp of yummy drinkness

*gives jake a slightly wobbly hug. jake... awww you're my favorite. *whispers there's no meat in the cake. it's rum and a little chocolate.


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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:59 PM

SAFEAT2ND


"Awww mannnn... Those were perfectly good clothes!"

Safe looks at Ervin, or rather up, way up, at Ervin and swaloows nervously, "Meaning... ummm... well, they're still good clothes... per se, if one were inclined to... that is..." He swallows nervously again. "Is anyone else suddenly thirsty?"

"Ooo...cake!!"

"Oh hi Jake7! Hi Mai! What's that? You want me to come over there? Ermmm, excuse me Ervin, nice to see you again."

Safe bolts for the bar.

_______________________________________________________________
"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."


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Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:03 AM

JAKE7


Safe!

**Jake7 starts to give Safe a hug, but when she gets within a foot of him, wrinkles her nose at his now Yeti stench-ed form and backs away**

No offense, Safe, but I'll wait on the "Welcome Home" hug after you've cleaned up!

**Mai moves over to where jake7 and Safe stand and hangs drunkenly off Jake7's shoulder. Jake7 gestures to her with her head**

Mai, here, appears to be more than just a little inebriated...just so's you're warned...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010 11:44 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Soul phases out for a moment, and when he phases back in, he is clean from Yeti-funk.

"You know, I can't remember the last time I actually took a shower."

He he slides a beanbag chair up behind Mai, just in case.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010 6:21 PM

MAI


I am NOT briated... braided... breaded? NOpe. Perfectly sine and fober!

*grabs jake and safe in another hug, tripping and pulling them all down on top the bean bag chair.

Heh. You guys are SO much fun!

Seriously, though.. what was that about weird meat? YOu think it's alien? That would be SO cool.


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Thursday, February 4, 2010 4:30 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Soul takes a whiff of the meat and immediatley dry heaves.

"Wow. That smells worse than a Reaver!"

He turns to Mai.

"Breaded? Really?"

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, February 4, 2010 9:51 AM

JAKE7


**Jake7 is unexpectedly knocked backwards in a group hug with Mai. She lands on the beanbag chair Soul has graciously placed behind Mai. The chair explodes out the back with a puff of styrofoam packing. As it snows styrofoam over them, Soul sniffs the mystery meat and heaves.**

Not a good idea, Soul!

**It is then that she realizes she's squashing poor Safe and is a little too close to Yeti stench. She struggles to get up, failing a couple of times before she can get herself standing. Mai and Safe are now part sitting, part lying on the now deflated beanbag chair, covered in styrofoam**

I think that meat might be spoiled...

I wish I had your ability to phase, Soul. I really need a shower now!!



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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Thursday, February 4, 2010 3:25 PM

MAI


Shower Schmower... We have a pool!

*runs toward the swimming pool
*well wobble walks sort of at a fast pace...


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Thursday, February 4, 2010 4:46 PM

THEREALME


Ervin looks puzzled for a moment, then gives a big toothy (fangy?) grin. "Oh, when yeti male goes to life and death fight, yeti gets certain smell. Is musk that makes Ervin lucky with ladies!"

At that, one of the female yeti comes to snuggle with Ervin.

"Ha!" Ervin says. "See! Lichna likes! Maybe Soul and Safe get lucky too."

Lichna whispers in Ervin's ear.

Ervin seems surprised. "BOTH male? Oh."

One of the other yeti yells at Ervin.

"Oh, friends, Ervin must go. Must carve up big haunch of meat. Since T-Rexes start taking over This Land, we yeti been hunting them."





Ervin, Yeti

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Friday, February 5, 2010 7:18 AM

JAKE7


Somehow, I don't think chlorine will help this smell go away.

**she ponders a moment**

How are we going to get this smell out of the common area?



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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, February 5, 2010 9:40 AM

MAI


Comes back from the pool completely clothed and dripping wet. That was a bad idea. Now I'm wet and smelly. And sober...


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Friday, February 5, 2010 9:35 PM

SAFEAT2ND


"Soul, you cheater!"

"Phasing ...mutter...mutter... Well, let's see, apart from my unusual and unexplained arrival here, last time I checked, I couldn't phase. Swimming in the pool is out as it has the undesirable outcome of sobriety."

Safe draws more styrofoam beads from the ruined bean bag chair around him.

"Dammit, where is a vat of Fabreeze when one needs it?"



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Saturday, February 6, 2010 5:20 AM

JAKE7


**An idea suddenly occurs to jake7. She runs over to the kitchen pantry and digs furiously through the cabinets. A shriek of joy emits from her mouth**

We have tomato juice, and a lot of it!!

Yee ha! Bath time!!

**She grabs a couple of cans and heads for her room**

Back in a bit

**To herself she mutters**
It works on skunk...I really hope this works on Yeti stench!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, February 6, 2010 1:05 PM

MAI


Ooh that is a fantastic idea! You are a genius!

Bloody Mary's!!!!


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Monday, February 8, 2010 5:59 AM

JAKE7


**jake7 comes out of her tomato juice bath and once dressed, looks in the mirror to comb her wet hair. She stops dead in her tracks and stares at the mirror in horror**

My hair! It's RED!!!

**It's also then, that she notices the slight reddish tinge to her skin**

GORAMMIT!!

**she quickly strips back down and heads back into the shower to try to scrub the color off**

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010 3:14 PM

MAI


*finally clean and shiny again Mai decides to use the rest of the tomato juice to make yummy drinks.

Perhaps we need more than just cake to keep us going? Anyone know how to cook?


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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:54 AM

SAFEAT2ND


While the others clean up,, Safe replaces the water in the hot tub (There is a hot tub, right? Seems to me I remember there being one.) with tomato juice and soaks in the tomatoy goodness.

Although now he has a sudden craving for Ritz crackers and to talk about himself in the third person... strange...

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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."


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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:46 PM

MAI


ooh look Safe made tomato soup! Yum!


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