JOKE TIME!! by GreatBlackthorn

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JOKE TIME!!

POSTED BY: GREATBLACKTHORN
UPDATED: Monday, March 27, 2006 11:30
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Friday, March 24, 2006 1:50 PM

Mal is in the the bridge of Firefly. He recently sent Jayne on business. The com rings...

"Hey, Mal, it's Jayne, got in trouble!"
"What in the hell's happened?!"
"It's Badger, I think he's dead!"
"...Damnit Jayne...First make sure that he's really dead now..."
"...Ok"
*gunshot sounds*
"Ok, now what?"
"..."

She'll turn you in before you can say "Don't turn me in...lady..."

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Friday, March 24, 2006 2:27 PM

ODDNESS2HER

OK!

Simon's puttering around the infirmary when Jayne's frantic voice comes over the comm:
"Doc, come quick, I accidentally shot the Cap'n in his backside!"
Simon (shocked):"Rectum?"
Jayne: "Wrecked 'im, it nearly killed 'im!"

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Saturday, March 25, 2006 9:48 AM

SAB39

Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Barge into her shuttle uninvited...

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Monday, March 27, 2006 11:15 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*warning - this one's a bit naughty!*

How many companions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But they get to choose which ones they screw.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 11:30 AM

SHINY1

LMAO!!

I love my captain

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