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What movie would you like to have seen a cast member be in?

POSTED BY: REGINAROADIE
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 2, 2005 05:56
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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 1:09 PM

REGINAROADIE


Here's another "what if" thread.

Have you ever watched a movie or a tv show, and though "If blank played that role, this would be a better flick."? Specifically with our BDH's.

So here's my question. If you were a time traveling casting director, and you had the ability to re-cast a movie with any of our BDH's, which movie would it be, who would it be, and what part?

Personally, I'd re-cast the two leads of ELIZABETHTOWN. Instead of Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst (two very wooden actors with very little range. I'm sorry, but I don't see the appeal in Kirsten Dunst), I'd replace them with our resident cute couple Sean Maher and Jewel Staite. They have far better chemistry together, as evident in FIREFLY/SERENITY that it would have made that flick (admittedly Cameron Crowe's weakest flick) a hell of a lot better.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 1:38 PM

KHYRON



Jewel Staite in "9 1/2 Weeks". Of course Jewel at her present age, not the age she was when that film got made. 'Cause that'd be illegal.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 1:48 PM

THEKNIGHT


I know this is a little off the specified topic, but I just watched Star Wars Episode III: adventures in bad dialouge writing, and couldn't help thinking "who oh why Lucas, do you not bring in someone to clean up your dialouge". (was that a runon?) So I would cast Joss Whedon in the role of screenwriter for that movie. Just for dialouge, story was fine but please give me a break.

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Wednesday, November 2, 2005 5:56 AM

CYBERSNARK


Quote:

Originally posted by theknight:
So I would cast Joss Whedon in the role of screenwriter for that movie.

Hell yes. I doubt there's a single movie ever been made that wouldn't have been immeasurably improved by having Joss go over the dialogue.

(Well, aside from the ones in which he did, of course.)

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