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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #34

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Saturday, July 23, 2011 10:31 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Soooo...

I give y'all an extra week, and you give me a gorram three way tie! Ai ya! Fine, force me to exercise my executive powers, I see how you are. I cast a tie-breaker vote, which in and of it self was hard! My brain is very tired now.

Anywho, congrats to RYCE for returning to the winner's circle with a simple and funny caption! Sometimes less is more!



Now on to round #34! Give your best shot at captioning this great scene from the BDM!


MAL: You reckon all FOX execs sleep hanging from the ceiling like that?
JAYNE: Hey, looks like they got donuts back there...

Okay, caption away!



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Sunday, July 24, 2011 8:55 AM

VERASAMUELS


"Mal; you sure this is the right way to Comic Con?"

Devout Keeper of Jayne's Lunchbox

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Sunday, July 24, 2011 10:20 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:






Mal: Jayne...watch where you're pointing that flamethrower.

Jayne: Ok, now we've got it trapped.

Mal: Aren't we a little over-equipped? It's just a moth.

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Monday, July 25, 2011 5:40 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:







MAL: Jayne, you take the one on the left. I got the rest of 'em.

JAYNE: Okay...


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Monday, July 25, 2011 11:57 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Way to go, RYCE! Brevity is the "sole" of wit.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Top Shot's Brown Team loses on a judgment call.
"I've got enough ammo left for Colby."
"Just wait until the camera's off us."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bun
bastards singed my turtle

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Monday, July 25, 2011 8:10 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




NATHAN: Think anyone will notice we're taking these props?
ADAM: You know I have the set of Jaynestown in my garage, right? I think we've got this.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011 2:45 AM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL, TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: Where the hell are we?
JAYNE: San Diego.
MAL: Where the hell's that?
JAYNE: Darned if I know, but we have a rendezvous at 2PM in the Main Hall for a panel.
MAL: Panel? Would that be my missing buffer panel?
JAYNE: Nope. Says the Buffer Panel isn't until 3PM, but I think they spelled it wrong. Ennyhoo, our god's here. We can ask him.
MAL: I'm scared of him. Might be a doppelganger. Not enough hair, as River might say.



bun
no brevity here, and probably not on the boys, either

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011 2:59 AM

PENGUIN


Quote:

Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemComputer:
Congrads RYCE Great caption

Quote:






Jayne: Are you sure all four got their "Monthly visitor" at the same time?

Mal: They tied up Simon for running out of Midol and I have seen Book or Wash since dawn.

Jayne: I'd rather have a gorram Reaver attack than this.



Priceless!





King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011 6:05 AM

MENDUR


Congrats, Ryce. Good one!



Jayne: "Is it Reavers?"
Mal: "Worse. Fanboys. You got those grenades?"



The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, July 29, 2011 8:50 AM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JAYNE: What the smurf are they doing in this century?
MAL: I don't know, but if it's blue, shoot it.




bun
(really just for a bump)

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Saturday, July 30, 2011 2:24 PM

SHINYSAHARA


Having lost their main sightseeing draw with the destruction of the Jayne statue, the Mudders erected another one.

"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."

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Sunday, July 31, 2011 1:17 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Jayne: Ahhh, what's up Cap?
Mal: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm huntin' weavers.

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Sunday, July 31, 2011 5:56 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Nathan & Adam attempt to storm the "Cowboys & Aliens" premiere after-party

bun

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Thursday, August 4, 2011 7:41 AM

FLORALBUNNY



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAYNE: Did you just feel a bump?
MAL: Must be that Floraldoofus again, toying with the thread so we don't go past the Rim.

bun

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Thursday, August 4, 2011 8:29 AM

RYCE


Thanks all!!! No witty ideas this time around, but I love citizen's!

Quote:

Jayne: Ahhh, what's up Cap?
Mal: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm huntin' weavers.



No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, August 5, 2011 4:08 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Agreed, that's a vewwy good one.
This bumps it again.
I fear browncoats are running dry.
Please y'all prove me wrong.

bun

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Saturday, August 6, 2011 5:06 AM

ANONYMOUSE


Quote:

Jayne: Are you sure all four got their "Monthly visitor" at the same time?



(O/T) That brings to mind an as yet unposted bit of my fic, "Unlikely Bedfellows", in which Zoe's discussing certain health issues with Simon:

"Until the Alliance invented Femilon and started sellin' it to the public," she grinned, "I used to get cramps real bad. Coupla boys in the army picked up on my schedule, stayed well clear of me when I was due."

(Femilon's really just extra-strength ibuprofen, but the gorram Alliance ain't gonna tell anyone that, are they?)

Simon just barely managed to keep a straight face as he replied, "A woman with PMT, combat training and a weapon...hmm, very sensible boys, obviously, with keen survival instincts."

Zoe proved she had a genuine sense of humour by not taking offence; her grin broadened.

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Saturday, August 6, 2011 9:33 AM

RYCE


Mal: Okay Jayne, we're ready to rescue Vera from those evil space monkeys.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, August 10, 2011 1:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
MAL: Okay, who twittered up the Firefly flash-mob?
JAYNE: Nobody. Those aren't Reaver costumes they're sportin'

bun
not lady gaga meat-dresses either

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Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:35 AM

MENDUR


Oh, why not? Here's a "Cap'n and the Jayne" quote:



Cap'n: Here they come. Jayne, are you ponderin' what I'm ponderin'?
The Jayne: I think so, Cap'n, but if we sell them the ship, what happens to my bunk?

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, August 12, 2011 6:52 AM

FLORALBUNNY



+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
JAYNE: Those guys are dancing, and it ain't a quadrille, like regular folk.
MAL: And they're singing.
JAYNE: Which one do you wanna take out first?
MAL: I'm thinkin' a full-on mow-down, starting at the end of your choice.




bun

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Friday, August 12, 2011 8:51 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz Ryce!


Jayne: uhhh.... Open, says me!?!

Mal: Jayne, I think u mean...

*whiiirrrzzz-kuchhisszzz*

Mal: hunh, I stand corrected.




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Saturday, August 13, 2011 9:47 PM

ASARIAN




MAL: You know what Schwarzenegger would say here, right?
JAYNE: I got no ruttin' idea, Mal.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, August 14, 2011 1:53 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


That's a good one.

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Sunday, August 14, 2011 1:55 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JAYNE: What the smurf are they doing in this century?
MAL: I don't know, but if it's blue, shoot it.




bun
(really just for a bump)



My sentiments exactly.

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Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:05 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


Mal: There's only one way we are going to get any attention from hotties like that.
Jayne: Take out Simon
Mal: You distract them, set all the matching bags and packages in the far corner on fire. When they run over to save their stuff, I'll shoot Simon and move him out of the way.
Jayne: Okay Mal. But who puts out the fire?

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Sunday, August 14, 2011 6:04 AM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Great to see you back, asarian!
Hi, bup!
and now a wretched entry for a Sunday morning:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JAYNE: Mal! Where's the ship? There's a big green space behind us!
MAL: Don't worry, little buddy, they can fix it in post.



bun
having a Gilligan moment, i fear...

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Sunday, August 14, 2011 1:02 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Quote:




MAL: You reckon all FOX execs sleep hanging from the ceiling like that?
JAYNE: Hey, looks like they got donuts back there...





JAYNE: *grumbles* Times like this, wish I had Vera handy!

MAL: Jayne? Bad enough you decided to break out that AA gun, but I'm pretty sure having a weapon that fires projectiles bigger than your gao wan is a bit overkill for hunting down a little mouse.

JAYNE: *mutters* Wouldn't be able to carry a gun that shoots somethin' big as my John Thomas. Need an Alliance cruiser, maybe....

MAL: *just stares*

"The revenge of the beaten comes in refusing to fall." -- Mal, in "The Losing Side - Chapter 45" by jetflair

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Monday, August 15, 2011 11:04 AM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: Can you tell what manner of weapons those hwoon dan are carryin'?
JAYNE: Looks like finger pistols to me.
MAL: We're doomed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
hap hap happy monday

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:32 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




MAL: You ever get the feelin' we're bein' watched?
JAYNE: Now would be a good time to get nekkid, doncha think?


Aaaaanyway...submissions in by Friday and I'll start the voting on Saturday! You all are as hi-larious as ever...I always have my work cut out for me. :)

Stay shiny, Tightpantsers!


BWAH!
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 2:26 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


good one.

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Thursday, August 18, 2011 2:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bumpy bumpy bump

bun

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Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:11 AM

FLORALBUNNY




MAL: Deep fried wife soup on a stick?
JAYNE: Alliance Fair, what do you expect?

bun
'tis the season
in the US anyway

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Saturday, August 20, 2011 11:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


JAYNE: Mal, what's that noise?
MAL: I reckon it's voting time, Jayne. Ruttin' Alliance makin' folk choose their comedic entertainment...

:P

VOTING TIME FOLKS!!! Have at! As (almost) always, vote for your 2(TWO) favorites!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1130175



BWAH!
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Monday, August 22, 2011 9:57 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Don't forget to vote.
And don't forget to post here to bump the thread.
KTHXBAI

bun
yes

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Thursday, August 25, 2011 3:54 PM

FLORALBUNNY

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Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:25 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Are y'all not voting or just not bumping?

bun

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011 3:33 PM

FLORALBUNNY


:::::::rrrrrrrr::::::::
bump

bun

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011 4:05 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


Ryce's caption was best.

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Thursday, September 1, 2011 6:32 AM

FLORALBUNNY


So. Did you vote?

bun

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Friday, September 2, 2011 2:43 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
So. Did you vote?

bun



I thought I did.

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Friday, September 2, 2011 7:25 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Good Bup.
Niiiice Bup.
Keep 'er bumped.


bun

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