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Life Onboard Serenity: The Three Hills Job

POSTED BY: SAMEERTIA
UPDATED: Saturday, July 15, 2006 15:07
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:20 AM

SAMEERTIA


Life Onboard Serenity is a chain-story/rpg. Anyone can play! Anyone Can Join! Come on in and make yourself at home.

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In Which: Ertia escaped the Alliance. 13, Wolf and Experiment62 made it back from the Alliance as well.

John, another stow away, popped up to say hi and let us know we're all in terrible danger, but that there's a good job waiting for us on Three HIlls, which we can double with getting Kaylee to her sister's wedding. If we can get around our current complications with the Alliance, that is. As in, they are looking for Ertia & 13 with a vengeance. (HA! Let'em look!)

Shepherd Book has hatched a plan that sounds pretty good to most everybody except for Ertia and 13. I think it's the exploding part of the plan they don't like.

13s got some friends with big ships. Wolf's pa has 30 mercs, and we've got a mutant pet creature called Dani and a small grey tabby cat.
Oh, and JR stayed behind on Londinium...or did he?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:29 AM

13


(BAM! First post, bay-bee!)

"Think you've done enough, Doctor."

"There's still some more tissue I need to-"

"No, I don't think there is."

Looking down at his distinct lack of legs, 13's eyes narrow.

"Why is it always the legs? You can't take something I'll never use?"

"Apparently not," Ertia giggles, holding a hand to her mouth.

"What's her problem?"

"She's just a little light-headed, that's all."

"Do I get a cookie? Teheheheeehhheee..." Stifling the lengthy giggle, Ertia looks around vacantly.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:27 AM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


John looked down at the infirmary from a little nook above. "What do you need River"

River slowly emerged from the shadows and turned to him. "The Captain does not need another fugitive on board."

"The captain himself is a fugitive"

"Why did you come here"

"You want the truth"

"Yeah"

"I have no idea Serenity just drew me in"

"She does that"

13, Ertia and Pain don't forget about Faolin's crew

johnttf

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:27 AM

SAMEERTIA


In the cargo bay, Kaylee, Wash, and the others were rigging the Alliance escape pod.

"We'll vid them being tied up and put in the pod." Mal was directing, "Ertia aughta be able to make it look like they're watching current security feed, so when it blows up 13..."

He smiles as though he really enjoys the thought, "And Ertia, of course. The Alliance will think it's live feed, and they'll see the explosion right in front of 'em."


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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:32 AM

13


"If this doesn't work..." 13 looks pointedly at Mal as he is tied.

"Better hope it works, then."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:45 AM

DRPAIN


*Pain's hand shoots up and he says with a grin*

I volunteer to tie Ertia up!

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:50 AM

13


"How come nobody volunteered to tie me up? You just made Simon do it!"

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:01 AM

DRPAIN


*Jayne spoke up*

Ah that's jus' cause noone likes ya.

*Kaylee smacked Jayne in the arm and said*

That ain't true 13 we do like ya.

*She looks at Jayne and Mal, turns back to 13 and says*

Well almost everyone.

*Pain walks over to Ertia, smiles and says*

So what would you like me to tie you up with? Tape, rope, chains, or my belt?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:10 AM

13


"Alright, run the cam after Ertia's tied up. You two, try an' looked all scared and defeated. Y'know, captured. This is just rehearsal, so no real pressure." Mal steps back as Pain ties Ertia with some nice innocent rope. The merc quickly steps back as Kaylee starts the camera.

"Um...'Gee, we would've gotten away with it, too?' Ertia scowls weakly.

"Yes, it is too bad that we were captured by the fine crew of Serenity. If not for that, we would have engaged in many illegal exploits and continue to defy the Alliance."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:24 AM

BIGWOLF18


mal" stop!"

wolf" i dont know, that sounds like something 13 would say. "


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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:24 AM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


John stood in a corner as this whle plan occured. Kaylee walked over to him "What happened to you you're so quiet"

"I've seen things and been places that make you that way"

"Why did you leave and why didn't you tell us"

"I found out what happened to my mom and knives"

"And what was that"

"I'll tell you one day when I figure it out fully for myself"

johnttf

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:27 AM

FLYWITHMECAPTN


*Fly stands next to JR and Inara watching the hoax capture unfold. She turns to the two of them and says*

I really do hope this works, cause, like Ertia said, we are runnin' out of options. I can't watch this. This is too creepy for me.

*She heads to her bunk to work on the map more*



(OOC, do you guys mind if I introduce the map plot again after we are all said and done with this job?)


"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:28 AM

13


"Alright, alright. Take 2."

Clearing his throat, 13 begins, "Blast these ropes! If only I could..break..free!"

"Use Take 2."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:36 AM

BIGWOLF18


ertia" damn you 13, it was all your fault!"

13" its not my fault!"


*wolf leaned to mal*

wolf" *whisper* i cant take this, its awful!"

*wolf leaves and enters the converted storage area he calls home.*


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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:42 AM

DRPAIN


*Mal says to 13 in an irritated tone*

Gorrammit 13 stop messin' up and get it right! Pain stop givin' Ertia that look!

*Pain gives Mal with an innocent look and says*

What'd I do?



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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:46 AM

13


"Don't struggle against the ropes this time, it makes you look like a damn trout!"

"But they're chafing me!"

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:58 AM

13


Double-double.

Heheh.

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'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:58 AM

13


(Fly: You mean the stereogram? That's weird that you'd mention that; I was gonna see if anyone else would go for it myself. This mean we'll finally uncover the true purpose of 13 in an adventure to the heart of Blue Sun itself?)

(Pain: Reading through the old threads for quotes, looking over the Clementine incident. That last moment when Pain and Ertia leave, and 13's shouting: 'Donovan! Donovan!!' Gut-busting knee-slapper.)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:15 AM

DRPAIN


*takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to thank the Academy and everyone who helped with the....HEY! HEY! LET GO OF ME! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

*Jayne shouts out*

Gorrammit 13 quit yer whinin'!

*13 pleads*

But...but they do chafe!

*Mal yells*

13 IF'N YOU DON'T QUIT YOUR WHINGIN' I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT THE AIRLOCK DONG MA!

*13 makes a gulping sound and says*

Sorry I'll get it right this time.

*Mal replies*

Good! Alright people lets try this again.


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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:18 AM

FLYWITHMECAPTN


Quote:

Originally posted by 13:
(Fly: You mean the stereogram? That's weird that you'd mention that; I was gonna see if anyone else would go for it myself. This mean we'll finally uncover the true purpose of 13 in an adventure to the heart of Blue Sun itself?)



(Yes 13. That's the one...I'd like to continue that plot if I could. I think once you and Ertia are out of harms way, we may be able to hit Osiris without any trouble.)

*smiles*


"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:26 AM

13


(Sounds good! )


"How about Ertia does the talking, and I just look defiant?"

"Just do whatever you're comfortable with."

"Alright then."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:09 AM

DRPAIN


*Ertia yells*

YOU'VE GO NO RIGHT TO TIE US UP LIKE THIS YOU HOU ZI DE PIGU!

*Mal replied*

SHUT IT! I don't take to kindly to you and your fugitve friend comin' onboard my ship. Way I see it the Alliance would be more than happy to have you back.

*Mal points to Guy and Wolf and says*

Put them in the escape pod and make sure they have no way to escape.

*Guy and Wolf nod and walk up to Ertia and 13, taking them by the arms none to gently and hauls them off towards the escape pod. 13 and Ertia protest and squirm the whole time. Ertia says to Guy*

Get your filthy hands off me you hun dan.

*Guy replies as he shoves Ertia in*

Shut yer trap woman.

Wolf shoves 13 in and closes the door just as 13 yells*

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! JUST WAIT TIL MY LAWYER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!

*At that moment Mal signals Kaylee to turn off the camera.*


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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:57 AM

13


"How was that?" 13 looks around hopefully, eyes puppy-doggish.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:13 PM

DRPAIN


OOC: I think Ertia forgot a thread.

This was the previous thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22154

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:19 PM

13


"Good enough, right?"

(OoC: We can forgive her. Pain, looks like that tag-demon didn't get you after all!)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:36 PM

SAMEERTIA


oops! I'll edit it in. I'm swamped today, but you guys are seriously cracking me up! :D
Fly, go for it with the map thing.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:00 PM

DRPAIN


Better watch out for them gators now since you're in a swamp and all.

*Kaylee replied*

That was excellent 13 and Ertia good job with the yellin'.

*Pain smiled and untied Ertia while she said to Kaylee*

It was nothing really Kaylee.

*Pain looked at Ertia, kissed her, and said*

Nonsense bao bei. It was very good actin'.

*Mal said as Pain and Ertia kissed some more*

Alright lets get these bags of blood, guts, and robot parts in the pod. Ertia if'n you're not too busy makin' out with Pain, see to it about riggin' up somethin' to make this pod explode.

*Ertia broke off her kiss with Pain, smiled at him, then turned to Mal and said*

I'll get right on it sir.

*She kissed Pain once more, winked and said to him*

We can continue this later.

*Pain smiled and went to help Jayne put the bag of parts into the pod.*


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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:58 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


I was lookin' forward to seeing where the map plot went, myself

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:07 PM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


what's this map

"While you're doing that" John finally emerged from his corner who's going to the wedding and who's helping with the heist?"

johnttf

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:33 PM

13


(I'll handle the map backstory.)

(Alright, John, as you probably know, 13 is a robot. The man who created him is a funny Gepetto type named Wesley Lu Greham. Wesley was 'coerced' by Blue Sun to create 13 for the sole purpose of kidnapping River, once he returned to Serenity. That did happen, and was the cause of one of 13's two (or was it three?) deaths. Then, a letter from Mr. Greham was delivered, containing a map, with a shiny little poem on it, which I'll have to search for later.)

(Anyway, the map was of Osiris, and Blue Sun HQ. And then something happened, and we went on a different adventure.)

(Any questions about it, PM me.)


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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:36 PM

JRC



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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:37 PM

JRC



Uhh, Miss Fly, I ain't on board, not right now anyway :^(




Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:37 PM

JRC


DAMNDED DOUBLE POST!!!!



Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:39 PM

13


(Yeah, he's busy on his new ship. Uh, I mean..LONDINUIM!! Yes, of course...;)

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:25 PM

JRC


Guys, I have a thread I've been working on that will bring me (us?) back to Serenity. Have patience


Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:47 PM

FLYWITHMECAPTN


Quote:

Originally posted by JRC:

Uhh, Miss Fly, I ain't on board, not right now anyway :^( Everone dies alone - Not if I can help it *smiles*


*ahhhhh shoot right....duh,,ahahhaha*
ok then

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:09 PM

DRPAIN


Patience? Didn't she shoot Mal?

*Guy and Fly agreed to go to go on the heist with Mal and Zoe. Mal looked at Pain and said*

Are you or Jayne comin' along on the heist?

*Jayne replied*

We thought we'd stay onboard an' teach Ertia here how ta shoot.

*Mal looked at Jayne then at Ertia and said*

This true Ertia?

*Ertia nodded and said*

Yes sir it is. I figured since I'm going to be around them, I might as well learn how to shoot them.

*Mal thought it over and replied*

Well that's a mighty fine thing for Pain and Jayne to do. You guys will be careful right?

*Pain replied*

Yes sir. We'll use some crates as backstops and some empty cans as targets. We promise not to let her touch the automatic weapons.

*Ertia gives Pain a disappointed look and says to Mal*

We'll be fine sir.

*Mal replies*

Ok shiny. Zoe you're with me, Guy, and Fly on the heist. Let's get the hover mule prepped. Zoe nodded and replied*

Yes sir Captain.

*Jayne said to Ertia*

Well I'll be pickin' out some weapons fer ya ta shoot if'n it's alright with yer boyfriend.

*Ertia looked at Pain as he said*

Yeah no problem. Probably do that myself.

*Jayne headed off to his bunk as Pain said to Ertia*

Perhaps I should do the same.

*Ertia replies*

Not without me you're not.

*Pain smiled and wrapped an arm around Ertia's shoulder as they made their way to his bunk.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:10 PM

FLYWITHMECAPTN


Time zone Check...... http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22265

"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:49 PM

13


"Think I'll stay on the ship for this heist, Mal, if you don't mind."

"I kinda do, but I suppose you won't be of much use. This isn't really the job for your sort, anyway."

"What do you mean, 'my sort?'

"Well, the whole makin' a scene you always do? Remember Clementine?"

"He's got a point," Pain calls back.

"Just stay here, and try not to do anything stupid."

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:16 PM

DRPAIN


*Pain and Ertia enter his bunk. Ertia sits on his bed as Pain takes out a range bag and opens his weapons locker. Ertia says as Pain opens the bag and starts to put some pistols into it*

So what are you going to teach me to shoot?

*Pain smiled and said as he loaded some magazines into the bag*

Oh just some guns rangin' in caliber from .22 to .480Ruger. Also a shotgun and a rifle or two.

*Ertia stands up, walks over to Pain, wraps her arms around his waist and says*

Sounds like you're going to give me a workout.

*Pain smiles as he puts the bag on his desk and says*

Oh I think I most definately will.

*Ertia giggles as Pain takes out a few rifles and a shotgun. She continues to hold onto him as he sets the rifles down on the desk. He moves back to his locker, pulls out a shotgun and bandolier of ammo, and sets them down on the desk. He closes the locker, turns around, smiles and says*

I think you'll be gettin' a workout sooner than you think.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:22 PM

SAMEERTIA


Oops! Sorry, Pain! You beat me! Again! Next time maybe you could use something harder though. These threads don't leave much impact.

Ertia kisses Pain, losing herself in the feel of his body against hers. She knows they have things to do, but at that moment it doesn't matter. At that moment all she wants is...

"Ertia, You might want to come up to the Bridge and see this." Wash's voice comes over the com.

She sighs and hits the com button, "Is it life or death?"

"You could say that." But the pilots voice is laced with humor. "Just get up here!"

She kisses Pain again, "Be right back, babes."

Sprinting onto the bridge, she finds Wash leaning over watching the cortex screen.

"Heya, Wash. The shuttle-pod blew? Right on schedule?"

Wash nodded, "Looks like. It's all over the Fed-Wave. They've already got results back on the debris."

He spun in his chair and grinned, "I give it just a minute or so before the Feds are announcing they caught the Infamous Blue Kitten and her Cohort Criminal 13, and reporting your ignomious deaths."

Ertia stares at the blond pilot in shock. "How'd you know that? They don't even put that on my warrants!"

Wash shrugs, "Couple years back we were doing a job near Philas Moon. Hacker name of Blue Kitten was workin' the job on the inside. Never seen anything like that hack job. Not until you came onboard. You know, you always answered a voice-wave with "Heya, Wash."

Ertia just stares. "Totally forgot that was you!"

"Hey look!" Wash pulls up the Cortex Feed.

<<<<< ALLIANCE REPORTS CAPTURE AND CONSEQUENTIAL DEATHS OF INTERPLANETARY FUGITIVES >>>>


Ertia laughs, her heart light for the first time in days. 13 is gonna love this! They called him a Rebel and a Deviant. "Well, we did it. I'm dead! I'd better go tell Pain."

Wash flips her a com-unit. "They said they'd call us if they need back-up on this job. Oh, and you look good for just havin' been blown itty bits."




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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:39 PM

DRPAIN


Ok how about you dress in a Catholic shoolgirl's uniform and I spank you with a wooden paddle?

*Ertia smiles and says*

Why thank you Wash you're so kind.

*She rushes off to Pain's bunk and opens the hatch without knocking. She climbs down the ladder and literally jumps into his arms. She kisses Pain and says as he still tries to register what's happening*

You'll never guess what I just heard.

*Pain puts Ertia down and says*

What bao bei?

*Ertia smiles a beaming smile and says*

Me and 13 have just been declared dead by the Feds.

*Pain picked up Ertia, kissed her and said*

That's great news baby. Now where were we?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:24 PM

CHOO1701


Would you guys mind if i joined later ???(i've got work till about 4-5pm GMT :( ) I just wanna see if you really do have a TARDIS on board :p (kidding)

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:53 PM

DRPAIN


We don't mind if you join Choo. Course you'll have to find a place to sleep but other than that you're more than welcome to join.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:23 PM

JRC


OoC: OK, here goes.....

It waited. A huge, hulking black metal mass, hiding behind an enormous stationary asteroid. Waiting, like a spider at the fringe of its web, waiting for a fly. But this web is almost twenty kilometers across.

Seven different spinning asteroids anchor this "web", each rock creating different gravitational fields, and three of them generating enormous electro-magnetic pulses, dangerous to ships passing between them, especially ships without sophisticated monitoring equipment. A few of those ships are now drifting just outside the web, decimated by the spider.

The Alliance had not yet come to this section of space, and the shipping lanes did not indicate any hazards.

But the spider was patient. It was in no danger of being detected, the closest planet being Three Hills, over a day's journey away. And it was always at the ready, with weapons extended, from small lasers to big cannons, able to pick apart any ship or crew. The captain had modified his ship to the point where it was just as well-armed as almost any Alliance boat.

The glowing red exhaust ports only added to the menacing look. But, they also give away its position. For, despite the spider's best hiding tricks, a fly had come looking for it.


Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:25 PM

JRC


The mystery ship flys towards the giant vessel, still undetected. It's pilot says, "Well, dear, looks like my contacts inside the Alliance and yours back at that, uhh, bar, were right. Is that the ship..." "Yes, it is, The Black," the co-pilot says, not taking his eyes off of the dark shape. "That's the go se pirate ship that I've been searching for, the ship that took away my Lizbeth. Sybil, honey, we don't have to go any further, we wouldn't stand a chance against it." Sybil says, "J.R., dear, we haven't come this far just to turn and run. That pirate and my father's company also have some bad blood between them, plus I want to help you heal those old wounds you've been carrying for so long." J.R.'s eyes start to tear up. "Thank you, Sybil."

Sybil says, with a touch of glee in her voice, "Mac, Laci, power up, we're going to be doing the same thing we did to the Alliance cruiser. Try to take out any sensor arrays that are radiating any kind of signal. We have only four HARM missiles which we can use up close. J.R., activate the HARM's please, and power up our Gatling gun." J.R's console's light up, with "WEAPONS READY" lights blinking on and off.

Sybil says, "In ten seconds, lasers fire at will. J.R., HARM's at the two forward and two aft main sensors NOW!" With the coordinates fed to the computers in each missile, all four drop from the weapons bay toward the pirate. "Birds are away," J.R. says.

At the exact moment the four explosions are seen on The Black, thin beams of light shoot from the mystery ship, and smaller secondary explosions erupt from the starboard side.

Sybil says, "Now, cease-fire, we have not been detected. Going to the port side, where her fighter bay doors are located." Just as the mystery ship clears The Black, the weapons from the pirate ship explode in unison, firing wildly at the unseen attacker, but firing from the starboard side.

Now on the port side, the mystery ship has situated itself between the asteroid and The Black. J.R. says, "We're down to eighty percent mag load on the Gatling Sybil." "Thank you, dear. Bay doors are still closed, but not for long," Sybil says. "Target the doors as they open, and fire on the first fighter that comes thru. She's got only two fighters, but we don't want to worry about those two also, do we?"

Before the doors open, the red exhaust ports start to glow brighter. J.R. says, "She's trying to make a run for it. Now the doors are opening!" The large bay doors have cracked open, with a smaller fighter hovering just inside, itching to get out into the fray. Sybil says, "There's your target. Gunners, target any fuel lines you see on The Black."

The lasers have started to cut fuel lines, pipes, anything that would slow down the escape of the pirate ship. Tho The Black was armed to the teeth, she was not built for speed. She starts lumbering away, then the bay doors open wider. The Gatling gun does it's job, better than expected. The 20mm shells tear thru the smaller ship, then, unexpectedly, start to raze the other fighter just behind and below the first. The two fighters, weapons and missiles always loaded, suddenly explode inside The Black.

"YES!!" cries out J.R. "Got you, you sons-a-bitches, I GOT YOU!!" But, his excitement is short-lived. The double kill has caused massive explosions inside the fighter bay, what with all the ammunition and fuel lying about. And then, the main magazine, just underneath the bay, which is just underneath the bridge, erupts.


Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:44 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


nice writing, I can visualize what's going on better than some books I've read



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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:16 PM

JRC


"Sybil, pull up, she gonna ex...", J.R. doesn't finish his sentence. A massive fireball and shock wave tear thru space, throwing the mystery ship up and over the nearby asteroid.

The Black has been swallowed by her own explosion, chunks of metal screaming to the asteroid below and into space, flying past the mystery ship, which is almost crumpled like a tin can.

On board the mystery ship, sparks fly from every conduit and control panel, and she loses power, unable to control her flight. The two laser cannons have been torn off their turrents. Inside, all is black, except for the small fires burning.

The crew of four is unconscious, and one of the gunners, Laci, is mortally wounded, a large metal beam crushing her chest.

J.R. regains consciousness and unstraps himself, looks to Sybil, who has no obvious signs of trama. J.R. is not so lucky, bleeding from a large cut on the side of his head. He trys to activate the power for life support and communications, but neither works, at first. The communication array has been damaged, with very limited functional ability. He locates a half-charged power cell, tho it will work with the comm equipment, it is not strong enough for life support.

"We're gonna be mighty cold in here in a couple of hours," he says thru the blood dripping down over his mouth. He passes out again, but not before connecting the cell to the comm unit. When he comes to, he remembers where they are, and of the last friendly ship he saw.

He reaches for the comm mike. "Serenity...... Wash .... Mal, come in. Serenity ..... mayday."



Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:28 PM

JRC


Quote:

Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
nice writing, I can visualize what's going on better than some books I've read



Thanks!! *tips hat* <|;^D



Everyone dies alone.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 12:31 AM

FLYWITHMECAPTN


Quote:

Originally posted by DRPAIN:
OOC: I think Ertia forgot a thread.


(SOOC We could start one thread as an archive thread. One we don't reply to just log all the archieves. If you guys want. I'll take care of that and put them in order and such. *smiles*)




"Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that."

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