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Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:32 AM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.


There once was a man, name of Malcolm.
Throughout his wild life he saw hell some.
Although he was true
To all on his crew,
On core planets he wasn't welcome.


(Sorry it's not an episode one. And that the rhyme's stretching it a bit. )

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:50 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


The darkest of all episodes
faith in serenity erodes
the engine blasts
heros out of gas
catalyzer earned, not bestowed




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Saturday, May 13, 2006 1:11 PM

SERVANTOFKUSHIEL


Kaylee looks so cute in her overalls
She'd rather talk about engines at fancy balls
Made a chocolate protein cake
Just for Simon's sake
And painted pretty flowers on the walls.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 2:05 PM

ZZETTA13


SaveWash,PDCharles and ServantofKushiel these are all great!

SAFE:

On Jiangyin planet of River Mal said "Ain't this great!"
She's not good with people but with cattle she can communicate!
For weeks we were on board the ship,
She never gave them any lip,
Now to converse with the beasts she seems not to hesitate


During the sell of the cattle cargo a gunfight began,
We find the buyers of Warricks goods were wanted men,
A plot by mountain folk soon hatched,
where by Simon and River were snatched,
and the bullet Book took has us believe it was his end


Although not Mals idea they sought Alliance aid,
For Book to die had them all very afraid,
With Simon, the mountain folk were fine,
But when River read a small childs mind,
"Burn the witch!" all round town cries were made


It was very strange but Books wounds were in time attended,
The crew talked about it aboard Serenity as he mended,
The Big Damn Heros saved River and Simon,
Before the flames began a climbin,
And they made their exit, all aboard as first intended

Z

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 9:43 PM

SUZFROMOZ


Quote:

Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Ok, one more then I must get on with my work!

There once was a show dark and witty
Which was cancelled by people most shitty
Now I mourn for the loss
And I curse all at Fox
But it won’t die ‘cos it’s just too damn pretty!

Now please can the bad rymes stop zooming round by brain?!

Hmmm. Does anyone know the proper format of a Haiku?! On second thought, probably best not to encourage me!

OK, I am in awe of lots of Limericks in this thread - well done folks, but I really love this one..just sums it all up, doesnt it?

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:23 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I had to go away for awhile
but nothing at home makes me smile ('cept my kids)
That most fun that I get
Is at Fireflyfans.net
Just to get here i'd walk 10 mile(s)

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Monday, May 15, 2006 3:40 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.


Me, too! I can't get quite enough.
This site really has the right stuff:
Blogs, fanfic, Jayne's hat,
Threads, jokes, news & chat,
And lim'ricks we write off the cuff!



"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:12 PM

OURMRSWASHBURNE


WAR STORIES

Wash got in a strop with his Mrs
in between all the cuddles and kisses
He said "well I've reckoned
to Mal I come second,
If that isn't go se, well this is!"

Of course he was talking of going
with Mal where the violence was blowing;
he talked round the boss
and Zoe was cross
and for once all her feelings were showing.

So Wash and the Cap' went away
(not stopping for beers on the way)
They ran into Niska
and took a big risk, a
big problem for both of them, hey?

So hooded and blindfolded Mal's
stuck with Wash out in Niska's corrals,
both tied to, uh... something...
um...
I'm sorry. Mal and Wash tied up and blindfolded...? I dont need a last line. Hell, I dont even need a joke. Next verse!

So poor Wash and Mal went through pain
And Mal pissed off Wash once again
by saying although he
was Boss, he'd do Zoe,
and be better than both Wash and Jayne!

Then Zoe burst in through the door
and Niska, surprised, was unsure,
but just like Shan Yu
he knew what to do
And he tried to make her hurt some more.

But Zoe's too strong for his plan,
this "you have to choose" that he ran.
With one outheld hand
she made her own stand
and rescued her Wash, her one man.

If Niska was pissed, he'd not show it,
so like Shan Yu the sadistic poet
he cut off Mal's ear
with a smile full of cheer,
Zoe took it, but inside thought "Blow it."

Now Niska though he had a bargain,
this was like his Edenish Garden,
Mal Reynolds alone
to skin to the bone!
Mal grinned, cupped his ear, and said "Pardon?"

Then Mal showed Niska his self,
which was bad for Adelai's health.
He killed him precisely
then wiped the blades nicely
and put the toy back on its shelf.

He came back all bloody a lot,
but Inara still thought he was hot.
The Doc fixed his cuts
Jayne thought he was nuts
but denied it and only said "what?!"

Poor Wash in the midst of the group
had kindly been fixed some Wife Soup
He knew he'd done well
and Zoe could tell
he was planning his next loop the loop.

Then Mal wandered in with such class
Hit on Zoe then, bolder than brass.
She told him to take her
Wash thought "she's a faker!"
and dragged her off, smacking her ass.


The end :)


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Saturday, May 20, 2006 3:12 AM

EMMARIGBY


I searched long and hard for the new thread
But had to conclude that it was dead
So I went back to the old,
For new rhymes to unfold
And a new chance for this stuff to be read

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 7:48 AM

ZZETTA13


Objects In Space:


A tale of Early,one who was a bit quite strange,
And if the truth be known more than a little deranged,
Scared poor Kaylee half to death,
An account deserving castration no less,
To find the docs sister he would rape and shoot and maim


With Mal unconscious and Book knocked out on the floor,
At the control panel Early locked all the cabin doors,
In search of River he would go,
For where she was he did not know,
For his troubles he seemed to be at Simon a bit sore


Of Miss Tam they could find nary a hint of anywhere,
Seems the docs little sister had vanished into thin air,
The voice of River told how she felt,
Into the ship seems she did melt,
Looks as though the hunter had walked into the lions lair


River becoming the ship had Early all confused,
This made the girl more than a little amused,
Told the bounty hunter about his past,
How he'd always felt like an outcast,
The game he played with Serenity be one he'd surely loose


The fate of Early is now known not of what,
Lured outside the ship Mal kicked him in the butt,
Sent his ass flying into space,
Detached Mr.Early from the human race,
Floating in the black he became the verses first Astro-NUT

and one last one for Jayne


Through all of this Jayne slept inside his bunk,
Waking only once with a look like something stunk,
Missed all the CRAZY fun,
In this eps he was the lazy one,
How in the heck is he viewed as such a gorram hunk?


I pick on Jayne a lot but really I like his character. Adam plays him so well and hes the one guy I'm most like. Thats why he's my ruttin icon up top.

Z

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 3:20 PM

EMMARIGBY



Yay! I've started up the llymerics again! I really want to find that other thread so that I can compile all the episode posts into a big book (but I've spent far too long looking) Anyway, another episode in rhyme. We could have a whole rhyming season!

The Train Job:

As a tradition on every U-Day
Mal and Zoe'd go out of their way
To find a rough bar
Where they could both spar
And feel better for having their say.

This one time had got pretty bad.
Some Alliance folks Mal had got mad.
'Till Wash came a runnin'
And threatened a gunnin'.
Then they laughed ‘cos the rubes had been had!

In the infirmary River was screaming.
About the bad place she was dreaming.
It made Simon sad.
She said "Mal. It means Bad"
As the Captain went off to his scheming.

Mal searched with a look almost manic
For his guilty and giggling mechanic.
She was with the Companion.
He asked what had been goin' on
Did she see the space monkeys and panic?

Mal and Zoe went to see some nice folk
‘Bout a job, ‘cos they were stoney broke.
Crow was a minion who
Liked to jump out and go ‘Boo’
And Niska was a real creepy bloke!

Niska outlined his cunning campaign
For the goods he wanted them to attain.
So they took on the job
And agreed that they’d rob
The Alliance filled Paradiso train.

Mal and Zoe got in past the guard
Though Zoe thought it would be hard.
Jayne came down for the loot
But a guard shouted “Shoot”
As he left, with a bullet he was scarred.

Mal and Zoe escaped in the crowd,
But soon they weren’t feeling so proud,
When they learn that the box
Was for curing the pox,
To return it they then and there vowed.

Jayne was wanting to leave them behind.
The others thought that was unkind.
None could argue with Jayne
When he brought out ‘the chain’
So Doc drugged him to help him unwind.


Inara helped the Captain escape
As she swooped in leaving all men agape.
She gave Mal a good slap,
Said he was her bonded chap,
And left, cutting through all red tape.

Crow was upset by Mal’s new reversal.
Didn’t get honour is universal
Mal gave him back the dough,
But the answer was no
So he left via engine dispersal.

Mal and Zoe went to take back the crate
And were met by the Sheriff, irate.
But he saw his mistake
Mal said there’d been no choice to make.
And that’s what makes Mal so damn great.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 12:36 PM

ZZETTA13


Very cool EMMARIGBY,

I enjoyed it very much

Z

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 12:44 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by zzetta13:
Very cool EMMARIGBY,

I enjoyed it very much

Z



Your comment fills me with great joy
For I'd hate for my rhymes to annoy
One of such mighty talent
So your words are most gallant.
Now write more for me to enjoy!

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:28 PM

ZZETTA13


Can not stop myself from all this rhymin,

Bout Serenity,Mal,Jayne and Simon,

River,Zoe,Book and there too Wash,

Our path is clear,our cause not lost,

Inara and Kaylee are included too,

The words keep comin,what can I do?

Can't stop my brain from the pull and tug,

To cease,think I'll have to swallow a bug,

The words still come no end in sight,

But for now to "Limericks" I say "Goodnight"


Pass the mudders milk please,Z

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:58 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


There once was a man named Nathan Fillion
Whose face was a beauty of one in a million
With his eyes oh so blue
and his manly kilt too
for a kiss I would give a billion!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:40 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I am sitting alone and bereft
blaming Fox for the FireFly theft
How I wish it were back
So I could live in the black
But 20000+ fans give us heft!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:46 AM

ZZETTA13


Since I've run out of Firefly to watch,
It's upped my addiction a notch,
Search all kinds of places,
For the crews familiar faces,
But finding thems not happening a lot

Z

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:40 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I have to keep searching for my thread
it seems to be really quite dead
Please keep it alive
write a rhyme, maybe five
cause its loss feels me with dread

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 6:00 PM

SHINYALORA


hi there all, im new to this place
though of the 'verse this is not my first taste
looked like a fun place to be
thought id try it out and see
hope my rhyme doesnt make anyone want to use mace

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:28 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Welcome shinyalora!

Your verse was just fine!
certainly better than mine!
I want to welcome you here
you are safe so don't fear
We hope to see you all of the time!



Look for Followmal! Let her know you are new ans she will give you your Browncoat. Folks are meetin' in the Lurkers thread, we have mudders milk and strawberries!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:10 AM

SHINYALORA


that really is good to hear
though i didnt really think i had to fear
was just having trouble finding a rhyme
thankfully ive got one this time
but thanks FMF youre quite a dear

thanks for the welcome, and ill look for her and look around some more, and no mine aren't better yours are awesome but thanks anyway im glad you liked it, ill post some firefly related ones when i think of them, maybe at work today when im bored lol

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:34 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


bump CAUSE I CAN!



I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:58 PM

ZZETTA13


Here,its kinda late in the day,
But I wanted to post this anyway,
Some new rhymes thats for sure,
Strait from the core,
And for now thats about all I can say

Ariel:

When Serenity landed in Ariel City,
On a core planet that seemed very pretty,
No one was allowed to leave to ship,
Only Inara for her Companion check-up trip

But then it was found poor River was getting worse,
And needed more that a ships med lab nurse,
With a knife she'd cut Jayne across the chest,
Surprised the whole crew and made a bloody mess,

Simon had a plan where by to check his sisters mental state,
A scheme at which the crew had a moments debate,
To Ariels hospital her brother saids where she needs to go,
The reason for her unstable condition he did need to know,

To thieve the hospital stores was what the crew trained to do,
But a low down ruttin plan in Jaynes mind did brew,
To expose the Tams was an idea he had of which,
to be rid of them and make himself bloody rich,

But soon he found the tide was turned,
And himself the feds had burned,
The hands of blue arrived in a minute and a half,
And totally extinguished the buildings security staff,

River knew those hands of blue were very close behind,
What she didn't know Mal and Zoe "they" were out to find,
They came together with much relief at a back door,
And were all eager to remain not a second more,

Off they did fly safely and to serenity they went,
Knowing not of Jaynes foiled plan and evil deceit,
But Jayne hadn't trick them all,Mal knew of his little scheme,
And to betray one or two he'd betrayed the whole team,

Jayne woke up in the airlock afraid and all alone,
And found out from the ships captain he'd soon be but bone,
Jayne began a squawkin and tried talkin, he wanted to be let out,
To say he was sorry in the least there was no doubt,

Mal told Jayne he was tired of his games, he was no ruttin kid,
But his anger did lessen when Jayne replied "don't tell them waht I did."
Malcolm forgave Jayne just in time from becoming a crispy critter,
Then turned and walked up the cargo steps with a look quite bitter,

Jaynes life was spared that day though the captains trust was badly broken,
But of his deceit River knew, in time those words be spoken

Z


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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:44 AM

ZZETTA13


This thread is falling asleep of that I do know,
But I will say that I've set myself a limericks goal,

To rhyme the whole season of 14 shows and all,
And then the BDM, so it ain't dead yet ya'll,

I do like this thread, feel for now it ain't worth killin,
But a question to the lady folk,the bigger hunk, Matt Dillon/ Nathan Fillion?

Z
PS: like I don't know the answer already...Ha..Ha,mine is a silly laugh

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Friday, May 26, 2006 3:37 AM

ZZETTA13


THE MESSAGE:

Heres a story thats sad to know,
Bout an ol' war buddy of Mal and Zoe,
Mailed himself to them in a crate,
Not knowing of his future fate,
Getting home he expressed was his goal

Hearing his message the crew did shiver,
Made many a lip in the cargo bay quiver,
There lie the body of Tracy soldier and fellow mate,
For being a dead guy looked rather great,
His home St.Albans they would soon go nearer

As the story continues Tracy weren't dead at all,
For his corpsified trickery the crew they did fall,
But he were a hoarding in his person some stolen valued goods,
And set upon Serenity law offical hoods,
Bad fellows indeed as I recall

Upon Tracys innards the thugs wanted back,
For that cargo aboard, the ship they attacked,
Had the pilot Wash flying close to the ground,
And hiding beneath rock as not to be found,
But going unnoticed they also did lack

With no other option they let crooks aboard,
But the goods were by then damaged in the body they were stored,
Book told them there fellows the error of their plan,
And if they did not vacate they'd all be dead men,
An option they knew they could ill afford

They left the ship there on that patch of snowy ground,
And for once in a long while TRUE PEACE Tracy found,
Ships crew located his family with no trouble my guess is,
And with saddness abundant devilered his message,
So there he now rest on St.Albans silent sound

Z


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Friday, May 26, 2006 6:06 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Zzetta writes excellent rhyme
I envy her meter and time(ing)
as to the bunk
that matt may be the bigger hunk
to think that is a crime!

ok that sucked, but I am dealing with BIG ISSUES right now!



love this thread!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, May 26, 2006 6:58 AM

ZZETTA13


Thank you FMF for nice words you posted of me,
I try to posts rhymes as cleaver as can be,

Sorry about any issues you may be having right now,
Hope for you things get better and really turn good somehow,

Theres one last thing before I go and it may be hard to tell,
But last time he did take a look, Yep ZZETTA he still be male

Hope you have a great day from all your browncoated friends

Z

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Friday, May 26, 2006 7:02 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


You know that I knew that!
I read it you see
Its just that I'v gone bibbledy
for emails I have 23!

Sorry! Look at my log to see why, but I am sorta freaking out right now.

MEA CULPA to the talented HE.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:01 PM

RMMC


I went off on a marvelous quest
Find the first thread at FMF bequest
What marvel did I do
I had Google hunt through
So enjoy and be my guest!


This is the thread you wanted, right FMF?

*****
RMMC

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:36 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


RMMC is my Hero
Her enemies number zero
We can have a good time
reading all these great rhymes
RMMC I'll buy the beer -o


:)


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Friday, July 14, 2006 12:16 AM

EMMARIGBY


Oh joy! This thread's been revived!
I didn't think it had suirvived.
I did not have the time
To search for these rhymes,
And I was feeling somewhat deprived!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

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Friday, July 14, 2006 2:39 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I started to print out the "book"
with fans I think it'd have a nook
There are 81 pages
its taking just ages
and my thousand kids think I'm a kook.



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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:09 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I am a leaf on the wind
I wish Wash could say it again
My heart does a quiver
Wash was poled through the liver
and Zoes alone with no kin


Black market beagles are cool
smallish droppings as a general rule
they know what they are
even when flying through stars
and they don't need hay for fuel


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Friday, July 14, 2006 10:02 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


"Kaylee" said Nathan starting a flap
Get me the kid thats taking a dirt nap
Nathan's so funny
I admit to you honey
I pee'd with the scoundrel yelled "Trap"


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Friday, July 14, 2006 10:38 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


You know Emma, I have been giving it thought
As PDCharles says that we ought
Nathan we can share
cause its only fair
but can we share PD til Nathan is caught?




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Friday, July 14, 2006 12:40 PM

EMMARIGBY


FMF, now that would be sublime,
But at present I don't have the time.
My Boredom must last
Till my deadline has passed.
I can scarse spare a minute to rhyme!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

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Friday, July 14, 2006 1:02 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


I'm not Nathan and thats a fact
But sharing sounds like where its at
Do what you must
for love or for lust
Just please try and keep me intact






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Friday, July 14, 2006 1:56 PM

EMMARIGBY


Just give me a week and a day
And then I'll be ready to play.
I've got so much planned,
You'll be unable to stand!
Till then, keep your strength up, Okay?

___________________
Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:40 AM

EMMARIGBY


I know I should really be working
But it's far more fun to keep shirking
I hope that my post
Isn't seen as a boast,
But inspire all those fans who are lurking.


When it's late and it's quiet for a spell
My thoughts will occassion to dwell
On that one special scene
Where all of Mal can be seen.
I feel faint when he says "That went well"!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:26 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Oh how we wish you could stay
But your work is well under way
We'll be here rhyming
With so so timing
But please check in day to day


Jubal be nimble, Jubal be quick
Jubal beat Mal and Book with a kick
She gives him the slip
and then becomes the ship
Jubal's mighty plan was not so slick



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Saturday, July 15, 2006 1:52 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


PD
I think that you'll do just fine
we will savor you like a fine wine
truth should be told
for you I'm to old
will you or won't you mind?


Emma
Just get your work done
then we'll have some fun
we'll take our time
it'll be sublime
and I'll no more be a none.



ok these suck. have a MAJOR migraine right about now :(


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Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:08 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


bump


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Friday, March 2, 2007 4:26 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


much to my dismay
from Firefly I've been away
its time that I sit
for a firefly hit
then life will again be ok







----
Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original


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Sunday, March 4, 2007 1:32 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
much to my dismay
from Firefly I've been away
its time that I sit
for a firefly hit
then life will again be ok






FMF, to hear from you is such bliss!
All my friends here online I do miss.
Since I started to teach,
Free time's been out of reach
Let's all take time out to reminisce!


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Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 2:46 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I can't believe it's been almost a year!
All my flan friendships have turned out so dear!
After all of this time
I still think Nathan is mine
I think Emma'd agree were she here!




---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original


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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:34 PM

TRAVELER


"Drive"

If I had a car to drive
To cruise the highway and not just survive
I would again know the spirit to be free
To know the meaning of me
I would be more than flesh and blood, but alive


Traveler

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 10:21 PM

EMMARIGBY


I'm sorry I've been missing in action,
My new job is quite a distraction!
There's no good excuse
For being such a recluse,
Since being here gives such satisfaction!

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Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, April 21, 2007 10:45 AM

STEAMER


Simon and Kaylee were dating
While Kaylee was patiently waiting
For signs of romance
Soft words, a slow dance
She got an efficiency rating.



Zoe fought till
War was through
Fights with hubby
Sometimes, too
FIREFLY

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Saturday, April 21, 2007 12:31 PM

EMMARIGBY


The space monkeys are loose in my head
They make me wish that I was dead
I suppose I should thank
All the wine that I drank
I think I'd best be off to bed.

Night all, will try to compose more fun episode related verses tomorrow. Any votes for a favorite one?

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Saturday, April 21, 2007 12:43 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


How did I miss this thread for so long?

Here's some of my older stuff, originally in the Blue Sun Filk at : http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=835

Two things in the ‘verse make Jayne shiver
One is a cross look from River
But he really does shake
When Book starts to make
His dinner of beans and fried liver

The Captain’s tight pants are a joy
To anyone who’d like a boy
Be you woman or sly
Let his ass catch your eye
And you’ll surely wish he were your toy

Please pity our poor Doctor Tam
He’s living his life on the lam
Every blue-hand and Fed
Is hunting his head
And also, says Kaylee, “I am.”

Inara’s a beauty, no doubt
Mal wonders, “So why does she pout?”
The reason is plain
If we could we’d explain
“She loves you, you dummy!” we’d shout

Our pilot rules over ‘This Land’
Topples dinos with waves of his hand
But his mastery’s dead
When he goes home to bed
With the one who wears his wedding band

It’s a good thing that River’s so kind
Since she can kill you with her mind
But she’s really a brat
Her ankles are fat
And…Ack...I’m…choking…Gurrk



"Keep the Shiny side up"

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