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Nathan Fillion featured in 'The Strip Club Dating Survival Guide'

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QUOTES CHAPTER 11

REWARDS FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR

I aim to misbehave.
-Captain Malcolm Reynolds

MALCOLM REYNOLDS (Nathan Fillion) was captain of the "Serenity" on the Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse, The Avengers) TV show, FIREFLY. At the time the show premiered on Fox, it was being promoted by the network as, "A Western in space," and frankly, that sounded lame.

I didn't bother to watch and neither did the rest of the country, so the series ended up cancelled after just 14 episodes. However, due to the wonders of Netflix, I recently got the opportunity to watch the entire series as well as the later series finale feature film, SERENITY. On behalf of al lthe people out there who became such die-hard fans of that show in such a short time, allow me to say:

Fuck you Fox, for only giving us fourteen episodes, just fuck you.

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