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I Was Mauled By Koori, The Bird-Woman Of Throm

POSTED BY: JONGSSTRAW
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 31, 2009 07:24
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 2:30 AM

JONGSSTRAW



Yes, I was. I was at the Naruto Star Trek Convention in Ft. Lauderdale this weekend where Walter Koenig and Barbara Luna appeared as guests. I wanted a personalized signed picture from Miss Luna, but instead of giving her the $ 20 ( I didn't see her price schedule )I held out $ 25. She had her assistant get up to take a picture of us together. Barbara got up and walked around to stand in front of me facing forwards, with her arms wrapped around my waist and brushing my buttocks! She writhed her body into mine as to form a single entity. With all due respect to my beloved Captain's Woman Lt. Marlena Mareau, where was she 40 years ago when I needed her? Truth is, for someone who just turned 70, she's still pretty hot!


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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 6:41 AM

WASHNWEAR


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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Yes, I was. I was at the Naruto Star Trek Convention in Ft. Lauderdale this weekend where Walter Koenig and Barbara Luna appeared as guests. I wanted a personalized signed picture from Miss Luna, but instead of giving her the $ 20 ( I didn't see her price schedule )I held out $ 25. She had her assistant get up to take a picture of us together. Barbara got up and walked around to stand in front of me facing forwards, with her arms wrapped around my waist and brushing my buttocks! She writhed her body into mine as to form a single entity. With all due respect to my beloved Captain's Woman Lt. Marlena Mareau, where was she 40 years ago when I needed her? Truth is, for someone who just turned 70, she's still pretty hot!




You're lucky - I was once mauled by Vodka Steve, the Homeless Wino Man of San Antonio.

Trust me, you got the better deal.

Congrats on your Marlena Moreau Moment!



W W R D ?
What would Rorschach do?

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:24 AM

JONGSSTRAW


Thanks Wash for your thoughtfulness.

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