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Original commercials?

POSTED BY: WILDHEAVENFARM
UPDATED: Friday, June 10, 2005 07:42
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Thursday, June 9, 2005 10:00 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM


Does anyone have a tape or transcript of the original commercial for the show, or even kinda remember it well? It goes something, something, "a tough guy called Jayne and a girl in a box." I'm brewing up a tshirt idea, but I need all the words. Anybody?

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 6:02 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM


Anybody? Where would you look to find it?

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 7:35 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


As we know, they didn't run those ads for too long. One thing I recall mostly was the line about 'prostitues in space' or some such. Then there's the scene....

Mal- 'How's business? '

Inara - 'None of yours'.

At the time, not knowing a damn thing about the show, I found that to be pretty funny. I had no idea just how right I was.

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 9:00 PM

ZAPHODB


Haken used to have most of them archived here (FFF.net) sometime ago. I don't know if they're still around though.

Industrial Looniee & Madness - http://www3.telus.net/vchrusch

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Friday, June 10, 2005 7:10 AM

ODDNESS2HER


I remember the line "The hooker is high class."
if that helps.

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Friday, June 10, 2005 7:37 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM


Yeah, and then it was, maybe, "the pilot is a savant".


Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Friday, June 10, 2005 7:42 AM

ODDNESS2HER


I don't remember any more of it.

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