'Firefly' Lightbulb Jokes by Mendur

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'Firefly' Lightbulb Jokes

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Friday, December 3, 2010 7:07 AM

I just had a hankerin' for some "Firefly" lightbulb jokes after I saw one in a sig in someone else's post. Here's a few to start you off. Share your funniest (or most groan-worthy):

"Firefly" Lightbulb Jokes

How many reavers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Since they fly without containment, they glow in the dark.

How many purple bellies does it take to change a lightbulb? (Browncoat Joke)
Seven. One to change it and six to get in his way, ’cuz that’s what the Alliance does.

How many Browncoats does it take to change a lightbulb? (Alliance Joke)
None, because they can’t see the light.

How many Malcolm Reynolds does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He likes it in the Black.

How many Zoes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but you won’t know she’s around until after she’s done it.

How many Wash’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he’ll take forever as he tells the story of the lonely lightbulb journeying to a far off land in search of the power to . . . .

How many Jayne Cobbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Jayne (counting money): “What lightbulb?”

How many Kaylees does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. She’s so bright, she doesn’t need one.

How many Inaras does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I’d answer that, but I don’t want a black mark in the Companion Registry.

How many Shepherd Books does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He can show his ident card to the Alliance and they’ll do it for him.

How many Simon Tams does it take to change a lightbulb?
“I’m a doctor, not an electrician!” (Sorry, channeled Dr. McCoy for a moment.)

How many River Tams does it take to change a lightbulb?
The answer doesn’t mean what you think it does.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, December 3, 2010 7:56 AM

MUTT999

How many Two-Fry's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. 'Cause it takes Patience.

How many Crow's does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He's more into engines.

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Friday, December 3, 2010 1:18 PM

THEHAPPYTRADER

Haha, it's so bad it's awesome!

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Sunday, December 5, 2010 1:38 AM

CANTTAKESKY

LOL. You made me laugh. Thank you.

OK, here's my lame contribution:

How many Serenity's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Are you kidding? Have you seen her butt?

--Can't Take (my gorram) Sky

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Sunday, December 5, 2010 2:53 PM

SIMONWHO

A small pile here:

http://beta.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=2&tid=17366

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Sunday, December 5, 2010 4:07 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
A small pile here:

http://beta.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=2&tid=17366]

LOL!!! The Operative one killed me!

The laughing Chrisisall

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