New Funding For Serenity Sequel Available by Riverlove

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New Funding For Serenity Sequel Available

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UPDATED: Tuesday, December 8, 2009 04:16
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Saturday, December 5, 2009 4:07 AM

We need just a mere 250 Browncoat gals to go out and retain an attorney next week. Each will have a nice discussion with their attorney that will lead them to obtaining million dollar settlements from world-wide serial adulterer Tiger Woods. That's 250 million, less attorney fees, nets to about 200 million let's say. Anyone can try, but the ones with the most unquestionable believability will be cocktail waitresses, dining hostesses, party planners, activity guides, adult models, lotion models, receptionists, gift shop clerks, reservation agents, security guards, bakery icers, florists, or chambermaids with form-fitting uniforms. Have an attitude, and try to keep it to about 32 or younger. Be devoid, or "act" devoid of any scintilla of a concept of decency, morality, or the sanctity of another woman's marraige or her role as mother. Tawdry yourself up a tad, and have frayed or pulled-back hair of a brownish color. You won't even have tell any story, so don't think of this as something bad in any way. You'll just be one of the hundreds that have and will continue to come out, all seemingly willing to talk about their special time(s) with the Tiger. He cannot possibly remember all of them or all of you. The ink is flowing, and a check from his foundation will be in your possession in about a week. Then the best of the attorneys will handle the little details of getting the booty to Joss, and the rest will be history. So come on brave ladies, get to work. For if not us, then it might be the Xena girls staking their claim for their movie, or even worse, the dreaded Cartwright believers.

ps. don't forget to wear big dark sunglasses!

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Saturday, December 5, 2009 6:20 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

I see a lotta if coming off this plan.

But to get more Firefly I might be willing to claim I had an illicit gay affair with Tiger. Think that would work?

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Saturday, December 5, 2009 7:01 AM

RIVERLOVE

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I see a lotta if coming off this plan.

But to get more Firefly I might be willing to claim I had an illicit gay affair with Tiger. Think that would work?

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

Jackpot! We're talking sequel, prequel, and maybe an Easter Special.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009 4:16 AM

HARDCOPY

Easter maybe, but no Christmas. I think everyone should learn from Lucas on this one.

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