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Cabin in the Woods Teaser Posters

POSTED BY: DEWRASTLER
UPDATED: Friday, July 24, 2009 07:59
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Friday, July 24, 2009 5:40 AM

DEWRASTLER


The Cabin in the Woods (Joss's new upcoming horror movie) teaser posters were released at Comic Con. I found them over at ShockTilYouDrop.com.
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/comicconnews.php?id=11182

I think they're damn hilarious. Enjoy.







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Friday, July 24, 2009 6:14 AM

ZEEK


Is it wrong that I agree with all of them? If something is chasing a group at least if you split up somebody should get away. Unless there are multiple things chasing you that can just split up as well. Old people giving advice. Pssh what do they know? And you should probably have sex even if you don't hear something outside. It's just a good rule of thumb.

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Friday, July 24, 2009 6:50 AM

WASHNWEAR


Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
Is it wrong that I agree with all of them? If something is chasing a group at least if you split up somebody should get away. Unless there are multiple things chasing you that can just split up as well. Old people giving advice. Pssh what do they know? And you should probably have sex even if you don't hear something outside. It's just a good rule of thumb.



LOL - I read that originally one of the posters went, "If an old man makes fun of you, have sex with him." But apparently that one didn't do as well with the focus group...



donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

Still...what would Rorschach do?

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Friday, July 24, 2009 6:57 AM

STORYMARK


Nice posters (though you guys seem to be missing the point a wee bit - or you're humor is exceptionally dry, in which case, cool).

I've actually had the script for months, but haven't gotten around to finishing it (I did like what I read, though).

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Friday, July 24, 2009 7:15 AM

MSA


LOL.. well that might improve the old man's disposition

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It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, July 24, 2009 7:56 AM

WASHNWEAR


Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Nice posters (though you guys seem to be missing the point a wee bit - or you're humor is exceptionally dry, in which case, cool).



Heck, you shoulda seen the old man - now he had a dry sense of humor...



donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

Still...what would Rorschach do?

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Friday, July 24, 2009 7:59 AM

WASHNWEAR


Quote:

Originally posted by MsA:
LOL.. well that might improve the old man's disposition



Indeed. And not only that, but if you do a good job and bag the clippings, he'll give you a shiny new dime!



donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

Still...what would Rorschach do?

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