Limericks best left unsaid by FutureMrsFIllion

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Limericks best left unsaid

POSTED BY: FUTUREMRSFILLION
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 6, 2006 16:50
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 2:18 PM

Mal wants a hood ornament
around the front book was bent
kaylees dismayed
books clothse are all frayed
his lifeforce is completely spent

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 2:45 PM

HUGHFF

There was a young friar called Tuck...

www.cpfc.org - my life
www.nbhs.school.nz - my work

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 3:30 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Not exactly what I meant..........

EmmaRigby, where are you
I want to challenge you, a limerick or two
Your wit is quite quick
you'll soon do the trick
lets try and think of something new

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 3:51 PM

RHAEGARTARGARYEN

"Best left unsaid" huh? Hmm....

I think Jayne originally came up with the following. It sure wasn't me!

It's kind of a dirty little limerick Jayne has here so I'll try to hide it iff'n it's offensive to anyone. And, should it be out of sorts, by all means delete it. Sometimes my sense of humor can be...bendy.

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The lovely Ms. Nandi gave consent
And our Captain, so charming, down went
With a flick and a lick
Made her slick for his stick
And it didn’t cost him one damned cent!

My signature...Jayne.

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 4:08 PM

RHAEGARTARGARYEN

As told by Simon Tam...

There was once a man very small and tiny
In the dark he snuck on Jayne’s heinie
A shot rang, the lights flickered,
And with Mal, little man dickered
In the end Simon said Jayne’s whiny.

:)

My signature...Simon.

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 4:32 PM

STEAMER

Simon and Kaylee were dating
And Kaylee was patiently waiting
For signs of romance
Soft words, a slow dance
But she got an efficiency rating.

Canton folk gave
Jayne the shudders
Hero worship?
Ruttin' mudders!
FIREFLY

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 4:50 PM

RMMC

*RMMC streaks in wearing only her tennies and clutching a bottle of Baileys*

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

T-T-T-TOOOOOOOOOOOO C-C-C-COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDD!

*streaks back out of thread*

*******
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

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