Book Clones Available!! by ManiacNumberOne

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Book Clones Available!!

POSTED BY: MANIACNUMBERONE
UPDATED: Thursday, June 16, 2005 06:32
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005 11:58 PM

After an extended wait, Book Clones have become available! These clones were very tricky to get just right, and we had to age them a little more than regular clones, but they were worth the wait. They are extremely high quality. Thanks to all who have contributed their time, resources and effort to this special project. Enjoy your Clones!

Your Book Clone will arrive complete with the following:
1. Two sets of shepherd's clothes; one black, one grey. (He will be clothed upon arrival)

2. One Bible - standard issue. Comes with underlinings and corrections (as done by River,) also torn out pages are included and are to be found folded in an envelope attached to the inside back cover.

3. Due to demand, we are including an extra large-hair wig with each Book Clone, (as many of our buyers have taken it upon themselves to cut their Book clones hair. Please refrain from cutting your Book Clone's hair, as this is a good way to make him leave.)*Note the hair that comes with the original clone will not be a wig, all of our Book Clones have taken a "lifetime" to grow their hair to very demanding specifications.

4. One box of ripe strawberries, which he will present to you upon your correct re-enactment of a specific interaction.

5. Other various personal effects, including a personal ident card (which I doubt he'll let you see), a bag full of stories, and a hair tie.

Place your order today! Quantities are limited. Only one Book Clone per household. Offer not valid in MI, ID, MT, AR, LA, RI, NJ, or anywhere that sales tax is appilcable or local laws prevent owning a clone. Callers from GA, ask for Sarah and get a 10% discount.
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Effectively entertaining your Book Clone can be a challenge. To order our full instruction manual... "Book's guide to Book," please contact one of our friendly operators.

Disclaimer: Due to his mysterious background, you can expect almost any type of behavior from your Book Clone. Try to keep in mind he may not neccessarily like you or want to stay with you. Any resemblance between this clone and any other clone is purely humorous.

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Thursday, June 16, 2005 4:09 AM

LETOV

"That's crazy talk..."

Funny funny stuff.

- Leto_V

"Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to
a middle." - Mal

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Thursday, June 16, 2005 5:45 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Oooh! Ooh! I want one.

Does he also come with sermons? Leper sermons?

Very creative!

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 16, 2005 6:19 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Oh, thanks for this! An entertaining read.

Can you hold one for the tree folk while we discuss the investment?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, June 16, 2005 6:30 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Oh, good idea PR. We could use one. He could give lectures to people who get too frisky in the chocolate jacuzzi AND he could help us out if we are overrun by kneecaps. ")

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Thursday, June 16, 2005 6:32 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Oh, good idea PR. We could use one. He could give lectures to people who get too frisky in the chocolate jacuzzi AND he could help us out if we are overrun by kneecaps. ")

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

I like the way you think Serenity, I like the way you think...

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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