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That Ol’ Desert Island Chestnut

POSTED BY: ZOOT
UPDATED: Monday, May 2, 2005 22:41
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 9:38 PM

ZOOT


So Browncoats one and all,

You’ve been stranded on a desert planet. The gorram space pirates (Spirates) that left you there, cast you adrift with nothing but the tattered shorts and T-Shirt you stand up in and a DVD/ TV, with no ancillary DVDs (they thought they were being funny and a little ironic)….

You give yourself up for lost. Until, one day, a space capsule drops at your feet. You open it up. It’s a flyer, an offer from an interstellar lending library, offering you a free trial of one – yes ONE –film. Delivery by return.

Your fingers hang and twitch over the spapsule’s (space-capsule) console. Which film do you choose??

Remember this could be the only film you watch for the rest of your gorram life (short and nasty as it may be)….


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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:24 AM

CYBERSNARK


Serenity.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:45 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST


City of the Lost Children.


www.cirqus.com

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:17 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Still gotta be Disney's Beauty and the Beast! God, I'm weird...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:25 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


no you're not, Pezzy...it's one of my favorites too. But this requires more thinking. I'll be back later.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:45 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE


Dude, if you're on an island all by your lonesome, no one around to love on ...

It'd have to be something like Playmate of the Apes or Lord of the G-Strings.

Now, if those bloody Spirates were nice enough to toss a lady in with this diabolical deal, it's Serenity, without a doubt ... and without having seen it beforehand.

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Hail to the King, baby.

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:06 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Playmate of the Apes...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I stand by my decision. I have enough in the spank bank to tide me over, I think...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 7:24 AM

ZOOT


Stevethepirate

Bein' a girl I can let you into a secret - we're the more resourceful sex - don't need a man to keep happy (if ya know what I mean) but an entertaining film might be good - I thinking The Secretary (?) does that make me weird????

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 7:59 AM

SARDONICA


Dark Star

Chief Editor, AFM
www.apocalypsefiction.com
Writer/Producer, The NUKE Brothers
www.nukebrothers.com

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 8:13 AM

MSCKAREN


"How to Turn a DVD/TV into an Interstellar Radio"



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"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."

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Saturday, April 30, 2005 8:32 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


....still thinking...but I like the Secretary idea....think, think, think....

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Monday, May 2, 2005 10:41 PM

ZOOT



"How to Turn a DVD/TV into an Interstellar Radio"


Ohhh! good call!

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