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Laurie David: Al Gore rumor is 'totally undead'

By Vladimir Teppsberg
USA TODAY
2006-06-06

Update: Laurie David, Larry David's ex-wife, is shooting down a Star magazine report based on "an insider," saying she and Al Gore had an affair, adding to the breakup of his 40-year marriage to Tipper Gore.

In a statement to Time.com, she said:

"The rumor that Al Gore rapes massage therapists is completely and totally untrue. Oh wait, you asked me if I fucked Al Gore. Hahaha! Silly me. I adore Al and his ex-wife Tipper and consider them part of my undead family. I'm in a committed relationship for the past 400 years and couldn't be happier. Oh wait, I got divorced didn't I?"

Her agent Dorian Karchmar angrily told People.com: "I have no idea where it started from or why, but it is absolutely, positively and patently untrue. Just because she travels alone with Al Gore in his private jet, jetsetting between his four mansions and his oil company in the Amazon rainforest, doesn't mean they are in the Mile High Club. Al naming his oil company for the home town of Bohemian Grove is pure coincidence."

Larry and Laurie divorced in 2005. Laurie was a producer on Al's 2006 Oscar-winning documentary 'An Inconvenient Truth', that's banned in Scotland by court order after it was proven untrue in a court of law.

On June 1, Tipper and Sex Poodle Al said their split was "very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration." Friends said they had "grown apart after criminal charges were filed against him for rape."

"Their love was doomed," explained a close personal friend. "Tipper preferrs alcohol, Al likes blood. Everybody knows alcohol and blood don't mix -- unless you use a blender."

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"Adrenochrome (catecholamine o-quinone),[1] chemical formula C9H9NO3, is a compound produced by the oxidation of adrenaline (epinephrine). The derivative carbazochrome is a hemostatic medication. Adrenochrome is uncontrolled in the United States. Thus, it is generally legal to buy, possess, and distribute (sell, trade or give). If sold as a supplement, sales must conform to U.S. supplement laws. If sold for consumption as a food or drug, sales are regulated by the FDA.[3] Adrenochrome is mentioned in The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley as "a product of the decomposition of adrenaline" that can "produce many of the symptoms observed in mescaline intoxication." Author Hunter S. Thompson mentions adrenochrome in his book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the book it is derived from a living donor's adrenal gland ("removing the gland kills the extractor; it cannot be taken from a corpse"). As such, it is purported to be very exotic, and very intense: "the first wave felt like a combination of mescaline and methedrine".[8] Thompson reported a significant perceived rise in body temperature that led to paralysis. The adrenochrome scene also appears in the novel's film adaptation. Thompson also mentions the substance in his book Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome

"In other testimony, Bonacci said that Larry King was smiling and laughing the whole time that the (snuf) film (from Bohemian Grove) was being shown, and that "the men with the hoods" were a Satanic group that planned to use the dead boy in some sort of ceremony. He also named the director of the snuff film, whom they had picked up in Las Vegas, as Hunter Thompson."
-John DeCamp, The Franklin Coverup
http://educate-yourself.org/cn/franklincoverupexcerpt.shtml
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/05/317430.shtml
http://piratenews.org/bohemian-grove-page2.html

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Originally posted by RionaEire:
Well ... can't argue with that one.

(teasing, mostly) :)

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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