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Deadly immortal monster attacks planet Earth

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UPDATED: Friday, January 30, 2009 12:18
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Friday, January 30, 2009 2:02 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Turritopsis nutricula: the world's only 'immortal' creature
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5594539.ece

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Friday, January 30, 2009 3:56 AM

DREAMTROVE


And conquers. Jellyfish are conquering the seas because international fishing ships have taken away the fish. Ants also conquer the land.

something that's missing from modern post apoc: When we're gone, something else would replace us, and probably pretty quickly.

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Friday, January 30, 2009 5:56 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


That's why I don't bother spending money at the beach.

Just walking on the sand requires dodging 100s of nasty jellyfish with long invisible stingers. They're even more invisible in the water.

Then you have to dodge tar blobs, drunks, muggers and cops. And tidal waves. And land sharks. And tourist traps. And sunburn.

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Friday, January 30, 2009 6:58 AM

STORYMARK


Quote:

Originally posted by dreamtrove:
And conquers. Jellyfish are conquering the seas because international fishing ships have taken away the fish. Ants also conquer the land.

something that's missing from modern post apoc: When we're gone, something else would replace us, and probably pretty quickly.



I suddenly feel like writing a big post-apocalyptic survivors vs. immortal mutant jellyfish script....

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Friday, January 30, 2009 11:01 AM

DREAMTROVE


Call it "Water world 2" raise the production money and keep it :)

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Friday, January 30, 2009 12:18 PM

OUT2THEBLACK


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Originally posted by piratenews:
That's why I don't bother spending money at the beach.

Just walking on the sand requires dodging 100s of nasty jellyfish with long invisible stingers. They're even more invisible in the water.

Then you have to dodge tar blobs, drunks, muggers and cops. And tidal waves. And land sharks. And tourist traps. And sunburn.




You didn't mention Lawyers !

Do you know why you never see those gorramned Lawyers laying out on the beach ?

'Cause cats keep coming out and kicking sand over them...

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