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"I have no idea who my daddy is!" Khloe Kardashian faces stepmoms' claim O.J. Simpson is her real father

Khloe Kardashian has been hit with wild claims that disgraced O.J. Simpson is her father.

It comes just weeks after two ex-wives of the late Robert Kardashian alleged the reality TV star wasn't his biological daughter.


Robert Kardashian was part of the legal team that got O.J. off for the double murder charges of his wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995

The 27-year-old is now forced to face a new devastating report suggesting that Robert's former client and best friend O.J. is actually her real dad.

Kris Jenner brushed off the allegations on her Twitter page posting: 'Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U.'

American tabloid The National Enquirer today ran a story that claimed the jailed former sportsman told friends that Khloe was his.


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'O.J. told me Khloe's his child,' a source is quoted as telling the publication.

They allege that Khloe's mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived.

They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.'s 26-year-old daughter Sydney

Robert and Kris were friends with O.J. before the late Hollywood legal eagle helped get the sportsman off for the double murder charges of his wife Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman in 1995.


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The National Enquirer claim that Kris had an affair with O.J. years earlier in 1983, and shortly after fell pregnant with Khloe.

'It was the big secret that no one in the two families would discuss,' the source told the tabloid.

'And Robert admitted he and Kris were not having sex at the time Khloe was conceived.'

Robert was said to be best friends with the former footballer, and O.J. was even an usher at is wedding to Kris back in 1978.

Kris was also close to O.J., as well as his wife Nicole.
'O.J and Kris have known each other for more than 30 years,' another source told the publication

'But they fell out when Nicole was murdered.'
They allege that O.J. boasted about his affair and told friends about a 'secret love child' he had.

'O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends' wives,' yet another source told the National Enquirer.


Separated at birth? Khloe, left, and O.J.'s daughter Sydney Simpson, right

'He used to tell us way back - even before he and Nicole got divorced - that he had a love child with the wife of a wealthy family.

'But at the time of Khloe's birth, it would have been devastating for the news to come out that America's biggest sports hero had fathered a love child.

'O.J.'s career as a product spokesman - which earned him well over $10 million - could have ended.

'And he always worried that his children would find out some day and become very angry with him.

The story, which has been slammed by friends of the Kardashians, comes after the ex-wife of Robert continued to insist that the reality star isn't his biological daughter.

Kris and Robert Kardashian posing with O.J. Simpson and his murdered wife Nicole

Robert's ex-wife, Jan Ashley, says that he hid the fact that Khloe wasn't his in divorce documents filed when he caught her mother, Kris Jenner, cheating on him.

'He would never say in court documents that Khloe wasn't his,' the divorce lawyer's second wife told RadarOnline.com.

Ashley was responding to recent reports that the legal documents filed proved Robert's paternity.


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She added: 'He would never do that to Khloe. He loved her. She's always been treated the same. In fact, he treated her even better than the other kids.'

The other children include Khloe's big sisters Kim and Kourtney, as well as younger brother Robert Jr.

Jan, along with Robert's third wife and widow, Ellen, shocked the world last week when they independently revealed that Khloe wasn't Robert's child.


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They're claiming that she is the daughter of a man Kris, now 56, was having an affair with while married.

Robert reportedly told both of his two ex-wives that he stopped having marital relations with first wife Kris Jenner when he learned she cheated.

Jan broke the news to Star magazine, which was corroborated in a separate interview with Ellen Kardashian.

Khloe and her sister Kim are outraged over the claims, though she Khloe openly expressed her doubt at being a true Kardashian on her E! reality show.

She has never taken a DNA test with her siblings to determine the truth of her paternity.

Khloe's sister Kim, 31, stepped in to defend her sister, urging the media to 'stop the lies.'

The Kourtney & Kim Take New York star wrote on her website: 'We face adversity every week and as you all know, we have always tried to take the high road and continue to work hard.

'But when the media try to manipulate things and write things that are untrue about our business ventures and our shows, it’s time to step in and correct the lies.

'As a family we work extremely hard and we are very proud of what we have achieved, and it’s disappointing to see people try to tear that down.'

Simpson has been imprisoned in a Nevada jail since 2008.

He’s currently serving a 33-year sentence at Lovelock Correctional Centre in Lovelock, Nevada after he was sentenced in 2008 to a total of 33 years in prison for kidnapping and armed robbery.

He has the possibility of parole in 2017.

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Video: Khloe Kardashian Responds To Reports That O.J. Simpson Is Her Father
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