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LOL: Joe Millionaire Arrested!

POSTED BY: HAKEN
UPDATED: Monday, January 27, 2003 17:23
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Friday, January 3, 2003 10:17 AM

HAKEN

Likes to mess with stuffs.


Okay, I know we're not supposed to speak ill of FOX's upcoming Joe Millionaire, but this is just too good to not spread around.

From TV-Guide:

Quote:

JOE CHEAPSKATE: It appears as if the faux rich dude at the center of Fox's upcoming reality show Joe Millionaire (debuting Monday) does indeed have money troubles. According to Court TV's The Smoking Gun, Evan Marriott — a 28-year-old construction worker who poses as a guy who just inherited $50 million on Millionaire — was recently nabbed by California Highway Patrol officers for toll evasion on a California highway. Marriott pleaded guilty and paid a $104 fine in connection with the Sept. 25 incident.






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Friday, January 3, 2003 10:19 AM

HAKEN

Likes to mess with stuffs.


So I have too much time on my hands with Firefly cancelled.

Quote:

The Virginian-Pilot has revealed the identity of the single bachelor who will appear in FOX's upcoming "Joe Millionaire" series. The mysterious "Joe" is actually 28-year-old Evan Marriott (see photos below) -- a heavy-equipment operator, sometime male model and former military school cadet from Virginia Beach -- and, alas, merely a thousandaire.

Born at Virginia Beach General Hospital, Marriott was raised in the city's comfortable Chelsea neighborhood. In the seventh grade he was enrolled in the Hargrave Military Academy in Chatham, Va., near Danville. He graduated in 1992. Over the next seven years, Marriott split his time between construction jobs in Virginia Beach and modeling gigs in Paris, where he spent several months, and New York, where he worked with famed fashion photographer Bruce Weber. Invited by New York contacts to pursue modeling in California, Marriott moved to the Los Angeles area in January 1999. He's worked mostly in construction since, his father said.

While his upbringing wasn't quite the log-cabin story Fox would have its viewers believe, it wasn't that of a rich kid, either: The Marriotts live in a house that's modest by the standards of its neighborhood. His father is vice president of Norfolk's Old Dominion Trust Co. His mother manages a Laskin Road linens boutique. Hank Marriott said they're a long way from millionaires, and as far as he knows, Evan's not one, either. `There's nothing fancy about us,'' he said.



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Friday, January 3, 2003 10:30 AM

HAKEN

Likes to mess with stuffs.


Since we're at it. There's also a rumor going around that this dude will get paid a million dollars at the end of the seven episode run, making him somewhat of a millionaire before taxes.

If this is true, FOX will have played the audience as well.

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Friday, January 3, 2003 11:42 AM

BOBKNAPTOR


hehehe. that's funny. I also like the use of the word "thousandaire".

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Friday, January 3, 2003 3:50 PM

ILOVEJAYNE


That just rocks, Haken.

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Friday, January 3, 2003 7:35 PM

RIANNA5


Ya' know, this is just sad. FOX gives a show like "Firefly" the boot, but they will air something like "Joe Millionaire". They'll boot a show like "Darkangel", but they'll air this "Joe...." show, not to mention "Fastlane"!!*shudder*
Not only is this "Joe...." show a dumb idea, it's a mean one. These girls may know that they're playing a "game", but they don't know that they're being lied too. That's just bad form. I have to shake my head at this one. And I'll turn the channel to something else while I do.....


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Friday, January 3, 2003 9:00 PM

DELVO


So he was born wealthy enough to go to a special private academy, had a modelling thing going that apparently paid well, and could have been in the military. He seems to be quite a screwup, to end up the way he has despite the opportunities he's been given, like the way those VH1 biographies always are. That's bound to show through in his behavior when the contest begins. The Faux Network will probably enjoy any extra "buzz" this guy's glaring flaws might create.

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Monday, January 27, 2003 5:23 PM

YNGMOM


HMMMM... i just read some where that some info that i would like to find confirmed.
1. the film was filmed in november.
2. he picks ZORA and "weds" her on the final day (feb 17th)
3. the marriage is not real..it is not done in front of a minister or some one able to wed.and zora does not really want him!
4. the joke is on ALL those that are watching thinking this is REAL!
..and is he REALLY being paid at the end of the show 1 million?

..no rumors though :)

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