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body parts swapping

POSTED BY: BORIS
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 3, 2010 13:52
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Sunday, January 31, 2010 1:42 PM

I was reading about people who do clothes swaps...and started thinking what it would be like if we could swap body parts. e.g. my friends and family are foreverr telling me my body is completely wasted on me, it's small wasted curvy in all the right places and looks more fabulous in heels than not...but I hate heels, and I could care less about the appealingness of my curvaceousness. I'd swap for a body with a flat chest and no hips...(coz I really don't like the attention they attract) and athletic legs so I can keep up better with the kids at work when I chase them.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 6:23 AM

FREELANCERTEX

I'd swap my eyes out for a new set so I'd stop going steadily more blind every year *frown* Only problem is my face looks better with glasses on it ><;;

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 6:27 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

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I'd swap my eyes out for a new set so I'd stop going steadily more blind every year *frown* Only problem is my face looks better with glasses on it ><;;

Seconded. Sometimes I think I'd like to be shorter, but then I recuperate from that hysteria. :)

Mike

Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.
- Oscar Wilde

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 6:28 AM

ZEEK

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Originally posted by boris:
I was reading about people who do clothes swaps...and started thinking what it would be like if we could swap body parts. e.g. my friends and family are foreverr telling me my body is completely wasted on me, it's small wasted curvy in all the right places and looks more fabulous in heels than not...but I hate heels, and I could care less about the appealingness of my curvaceousness. I'd swap for a body with a flat chest and no hips...(coz I really don't like the attention they attract) and athletic legs so I can keep up better with the kids at work when I chase them.

Uh...I'll take your chest off your hands.

I'd like some bigger forearms too. Being male and skinny just isn't a good look IMO.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 6:34 AM

AVERYFINECOMPANION

I wouldn't mind someone elses smaller waist. Maybe someones clearer skin too. But it's not as bad as it could be which I'm thankful for.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 3:22 PM

BORIS

I look better with glasses too. Have had them for 30 years so my peripheral muscles have become slack and it shows. Anyway I'd feel naked without my glasses they're part of my face now.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 3:24 PM

BORIS

uh Zeek You are welcome to my chest if you're willing to wear A 12D bra for the rest of your days.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 6:08 PM

FREELANCERTEX

Hell I'd just wear the empty frames if I could have better vision :\

I'd get Lasik, except three of the people I know who had Lasik unfortunately suffered botched surgeries ><;; that, and I don't let ANYONE get near my eyes (eye doctors don't count, they're not trying to cut into them), so trying to get Lasik is kinda moot :\

I want a way to work out eye muscles :P lol

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010 4:53 AM

BORIS

I apparently can only get my right eye Lasiked...my left eye has estigmatism and some other thing I can never remember the name of. contacts don't appeal to me...the mere idea of putting something on my eyeballs makes me queasy.
maybe some time soon scientists will discover a bionic way of improving your sight :-)

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010 8:13 AM

STEGASAURUS

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uh Zeek You are welcome to my chest if you're willing to wear A 12D bra for the rest of your days.

I don't think that's what he meant.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010 1:52 PM

FREELANCERTEX

oooooooooooooh I want bionically better sight. can I, can I? *bounces up and down*

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