Okay, this is the first time I've posted anything here, so Hi!

Reading the other haikus got me to thinking, so here ya go.

Good plan,good crew, but

Gunplay,Feds,runnin' and such

It never goes smooth

Where the hell's my gun?

It was right here, but I sat

too close to Saffron

Coming down too fast!

Take away the dinosaurs

They're distracting Wash

Can't fight in a skirt

Can't run in a gown, but there's

This little black dress...

River's mad and wounds

Need tending - no time to learn

How to talk to girls