BLUE SUN ROOM FILK

GEEZER

The Rules Are Very Clear
Friday, February 13, 2004

Found in a key-encrypted, password protected file on the computer in Inara Sara’s shuttle.


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Our rules are very clear. There is no ambiguity

Certain relationships are strictly off limits to a Companion

It shouldn’t even matter. The whole thing is absurd

I find in him none of the things I’ve been taught to admire

No manners, no tact, no style. Not a gentleman in any sense

More likely to insult me, even when trying to complement

And that’s not often. One step away from the barnyard

I could have any man, or woman. The rich, the powerful, the cultured

A life of leisure and security could be mine with just a word.

All for my mere presence. And my soul would remain my own

Why would I give that away to one whose violence frightens me so?

Why do I stay here? I could leave at any time

I should probably just cut my ties and head for civilization

But who then would comfort him? The hurt little boy only I see inside

It’s right there on the screen. Plain in black and white

A Companion shall not engage in inappropriate relationships.

These relationships being defined as:

a) Initiation of a non-consensual liaison

b) A liaison contracted for less than Guild minimum price

c) A liaison that would tend to lower the stature of the Guild

d) Love

The rules are very clear. Damn the rules.

COMMENTS

Friday, February 13, 2004 8:33 AM

CHANNAIN


Okay, so now I have to start the Geezer Collection of Firefly Prose.

Friday, February 13, 2004 9:26 AM

GEEZER


Coming soon to a General Store near you: "Firefly: The Collected Verse of the Serenity Crew. Edited an with introductory notes by Geezer."

As noted in the introductions, I just find this stuff in various spots and copy it for fellow Brown-coats. Wish I could take the credit.

Friday, February 13, 2004 11:33 AM

ASTRIANA


Naw, Geezer, these are FAN-tastic...

You keep writin', we'll keep readin'.

~A~

Friday, February 13, 2004 1:35 PM

TEELABROWN


Geezer and Lux have (Or will have) their own books.

"Damn the rules"

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 12:58 PM

CIARA


You are my hero and my muse, Monsier Geezer--you just keep finding those little hidden scraps-I'll keep reading them in awe.

Saturday, July 2, 2011 5:35 AM

ANONYMOUSE


Though I'm asking this 7 years late, can I use the Companion Rules in a fic? I'll gladly credit you in the Notes I have a habit of writing at the end of my fics...when I finish them, that is. :)

Companions can't love? No wonder Inara and Nandi left Sihnon.


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