BLUE SUN ROOM FILK

CAPTBRYAN

REAVER MAN
Tuesday, February 7, 2006

You can tell Captain Bryans got way to much time on his hands when he starts writing song parodies specaly bout REAVERs


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sung to the tune of

Sir Elton John's

ROCKET MAN

REAVER MAN

I ate my kids last night ,

then my wife

now Im wearin ,

all thier skins

and Im gonna be FRYYIN ,

my dog by 10

I need a ship so much

I need a knife

Now I need to change my Face

Im all for

Horror,

and Fright

Chours:

And I think

Its gonna be

a long long time

Till touchdown

Brings me 'round

again to find

Another town where

there's people to Mawl

oh no no no

Im a REAVER MAN

REAVER MAN

Raping and eatin you

up here alive

Ours is

the kinda face

Ta scare your kids

In fact it

it works to well

most times we cant

even slay them

Cause it did

And why we're like this

I dont understand

Dont give a damn if your stong

Or if your weak

A REAVER MAN

REAVER MAN

Repeat Chours 2X

TAG out to fade:

And I think its gonna

be a long long time

COMMENTS

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 11:03 AM

FLINTKNAPPERGENE


Oh wonderous! The best filk catches the sounds of the original lyric in this way, you have NAILED it. Bravo. --and I see my dog is getting some mileage on him, or at least his skin is. --F'g

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 1:21 PM

PIRATENEWS


The TV news last night included a woman who got an entire "face transplant". So I guess wearing someone else's face makes her a reaver now...

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 1:36 PM

CAPTBRYAN


Piratenews...How am I to take your post?

I need to know so I dont mistakenly torpedo your ship.

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 6:35 PM

SHINYTALENT


Wow, this is so great!
:D

Smooth sailing Captain

Sunday, February 12, 2006 2:03 PM

RMMC


Sick, warped and twisted. I like it! I like it! :-)

Monday, April 10, 2006 8:16 PM

CHLORR


Hee. Nice.

How can a song that starts out with the line "I ate my kids last night" NOT be good?


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