BLUE SUN ROOM FILK

CITIZEN

A Reaver Christmas Carol
Sunday, December 25, 2005

Once a year the Reavers gather to sing Christmas songs and roast humans by the fire.


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Humans roasting on an open fire,

Jack is chewing on your nose,

Screams of terror echoing from the choir,

And folks dressed up in Human cloths.

Everybody knows a Human and some mistletoe,

Help to make this season bright.

Tiny Reaver tots with their sharpened knives,

Won’t find it hard to eat tonight.

They know that Santa’s on his way;

He’s loaded with lots of toy so he can’t runaway.

And every mother’s gonna run and hide,

When they see bits of reindeer fly!

And so we’re offering this simple phrase,

To Humans from one to ninety-two,

Although its been said many times, many ways,

We want too eat you too

COMMENTS

Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:30 AM

DAMROD


That's good!!!!

Sunday, December 25, 2005 6:32 AM

DARKJESTER


LOL, citizen! I think you captured the essence of Reavermas!

Sunday, December 25, 2005 8:27 AM

YEMINQUON


I love it!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 25, 2005 9:58 AM

DAMROD


Darkjester, I like that Reavermas!!!!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 10:17 PM

LUCASHARPER


I so wanted to see Reaver Claus!

Thursday, December 29, 2005 4:47 PM

SALSASHARK


Okay, that's hillarious, in a really, really sick kind of way XD I love it.

Friday, December 30, 2005 2:53 AM

GEDEON


Two things:

You're sick, and Keep up the good work!

Poor Santa, I bet he did try to run...

Saturday, December 31, 2005 3:30 PM

CITIZEN


Well whenever i take one of those which Firefly character are you test it comes out as River...

Thanks everyone for your comments.

Sunday, January 1, 2006 7:10 PM

SAMEERTIA


citizen, you know I love you, but you are one sick puppy!

Thursday, January 5, 2006 4:11 AM

DARKEYES


They'll open the presents, say thank you, and then return them. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Great job.


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