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BLUE SUN ROOM FILK
To the tune of the hilarious "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner," by Warren Zevon. The story of our favorite insane fed
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Dobson was a Fed agent, from Boros to the Core Gave his heart to the Alliance, who he'd fought for in the war When Simon fled with River, they couldn't let them live So he set out for Persephone, to hunt the fugitives Long and hard he searched, he thought they'd given him the slip But at last he found them, on a smugglers' ship So he called the cortex, but his signal it was traced and in the fight that followed the Shepherd hit him in the face Dobson the Fed'ral agent Dobson the Fed'ral agent Mal locked him in a cabin, with no chance to get free but the crew's PR man listened to his plea So Dobson captured the Tams, well at least he tried But that hwoon dan Mal Reynolds blew out Dobson's eye Dobson, the eyeless fed'ral agent Tams, Tams, Tams, both of them still free ne'er to be denied But time stands still for Dobson, 'cause he now can't see They can still see his eyeless figure in Whitefall's barren wastes In the chilling glare of Dobson's cyber-eye In the chilling glare of Dobson's cyber-eye Dobson searched the universe for the man who'd took his eye He found him out on Sturges, on a mission gone awry Dobson's gang outnumbered them, three to seven men But gorram Malcolm Reynolds shot Dobson's eye again Dobson the eyeless fed'ral agent Dobson the eyeless fed'ral agent Dobson the eyeless fed'ral agent, talking about the man Dobson the eyeless fed'ral agent The eternal fed'ral agent still wand'ring through the black Now it's ten years later, he still gets cut no slack On Hera, and Persephone, on Bernadette and Greenleaf River Tam heard the slam of Lawrence Dobson's boots and shot him
Dobson was a Fed agent, from Boros to the Core
Gave his heart to the Alliance, who he'd fought for in the war
When Simon fled with River, they couldn't let them live
So he set out for Persephone, to hunt the fugitives
Long and hard he searched, he thought they'd given him the slip
But at last he found them, on a smugglers' ship
So he called the cortex, but his signal it was traced
and in the fight that followed the Shepherd hit him in the face
Dobson the Fed'ral agent
Mal locked him in a cabin, with no chance to get free
but the crew's PR man listened to his plea
So Dobson captured the Tams, well at least he tried
But that hwoon dan Mal Reynolds blew out Dobson's eye
Dobson, the eyeless fed'ral agent
Tams, Tams, Tams, both of them still free
ne'er to be denied
But time stands still for Dobson, 'cause he now can't see
They can still see his eyeless figure in Whitefall's barren wastes
In the chilling glare of Dobson's cyber-eye
Dobson searched the universe for the man who'd took his eye
He found him out on Sturges, on a mission gone awry
Dobson's gang outnumbered them, three to seven men
But gorram Malcolm Reynolds shot Dobson's eye again
Dobson the eyeless fed'ral agent
Dobson the eyeless fed'ral agent, talking about the man
The eternal fed'ral agent
still wand'ring through the black
Now it's ten years later, he still gets cut no slack
On Hera, and Persephone, on Bernadette and Greenleaf
River Tam heard the slam
of Lawrence Dobson's boots and shot him
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