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BLUE SUN ROOM FILK
Some of the menfolk of the crew express affection for their women
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Based, of course, on by Barenaked Ladies. * Spoilers for the movie. * If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy you some jewels (I'd buy you some jewels) If I had 1,000,000 platinum And a gown to go with those jewels (something graceful and elegant, like you) If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd ask you if you serviced crew (no other Companion would do) If I had 1,000,000 platinum, I'd buy your love * If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd build a little hideaway on our ship If I had 1,000,000 platinum to come relax in on our trips If I had 1,000,000 platinum Maybe we could put a hot-tub in there wouldn't that be shiny! * If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy you an old junker of a ship (and help you fix it up) If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy you some strawberries (just to watch you eat them) If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd take you in a manly fashion ('cause you're pretty) If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy your love * If I had 1,000,000 platinum we wouldn't have to use a hovermule If I had 1,000,000 platinum we'd take a hoverlimo 'cause it's cool If I had 1,000,000 platinum we wouldn't have to eat fried protein * If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy you a slinky dress (but not too slinky, I'm a jealous man) If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy you a farm (but I wouldn't buy the farm, oh wait, I will) If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy you a goose (haven't you always wanted to juggle a goose?) If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd be RICH!
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Spoilers for the movie.
If I had 1,000,000 platinum
I'd buy you some jewels (I'd buy you some jewels)
And a gown to go with those jewels (something graceful and elegant, like you)
I'd ask you if you serviced crew (no other Companion would do)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum, I'd buy your love
I'd build a little hideaway on our ship
to come relax in on our trips
Maybe we could put a hot-tub in there
wouldn't that be shiny!
I'd buy you an old junker of a ship (and help you fix it up)
I'd buy you some strawberries (just to watch you eat them)
I'd take you in a manly fashion ('cause you're pretty)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy your love
we wouldn't have to use a hovermule
we'd take a hoverlimo 'cause it's cool
If I had 1,000,000 platinum we wouldn't have to eat fried protein
I'd buy you a slinky dress (but not too slinky, I'm a jealous man)
I'd buy you a farm (but I wouldn't buy the farm, oh wait, I will)
I'd buy you a goose (haven't you always wanted to juggle a goose?)
If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum
If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd be RICH!
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