On the first day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

A gorram psychic moonbrain

On the second day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the third day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Three brown coat

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the fourth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the fifth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the sixth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the seventh day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the eighth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the ninth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the tenth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Ten captains yelling

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Eleven mid-bulk transports

Ten captains yelling

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Twelve reavers reaving

Eleven mid-bulk transports

Ten captains yelling

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gor-ra-am psychic moo-n-bra-in!!!