BLUE SUN ROOM FILK

BELLONA

The 12 Days of Christmas
Sunday, December 4, 2005

Ever wondered just what the crew got for christmas?


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On the first day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

A gorram psychic moonbrain

On the second day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the third day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Three brown coat

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the fourth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the fifth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the sixth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the seventh day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the eighth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the ninth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the tenth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Ten captains yelling

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Eleven mid-bulk transports

Ten captains yelling

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gorram psychic moonbrain

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the blue hands sent to me...

Twelve reavers reaving

Eleven mid-bulk transports

Ten captains yelling

Nine floral bonnets

Eight docs a-stitching

Seven mercs a-shooting

Six compression coils

Five dinosaurs

Four cunning hats

Three brown coats

Two hawaiian shirts

And a gor-ra-am psychic moo-n-bra-in!!!

COMMENTS

Sunday, December 4, 2005 5:39 AM

RIVERGODDESS


Haha! I really laughed out loud at the "gorran psychic moonbrain" bit. High-larious!

Sunday, December 4, 2005 5:40 PM

YEMINQUON


I loved the five dinosaurs and the Hawaiin shirts!

Monday, December 5, 2005 3:10 AM

BOOKADDICT


All of the above and the 10 captains yelling too!

Monday, December 5, 2005 4:24 AM

BELLONA


aaw, you guys... *blushes*

b

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:30 PM

SIMONISTICSNAFU


LMAO! I haven't found anything that funny in a while! Thanks for writing this, it's great stuff!
Keep up the good work!

Monday, January 16, 2006 8:50 AM

KIZZIECSTARS


you just had to do it...

LMAO!

Saturday, July 2, 2011 5:12 AM

ANONYMOUSE


12 shiny verses! "The Blue Hands sent to me", indeed! :)


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