A Jayne Cobb song for you.

(There is no BUCKY AND BOB. Sowwies....................)

The Song!
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"HOME ON THE SERENITY"

(Written by Blake)

(the original version from http://www.fireflyfans.net/bluesun.aspx?bid=5706 )

"Oh gimme a home

Where them girlies all roam,

Naked an' abundantly free.

Where them legs do spread wide,

An' she lies on her side

Offerin' her goodies now jist fer me.

Home. Aboard. In my bunk.

Gettin' me out o' my ruttin' ol' funk.

Where often if yer sneakin' is heard

To my grunt o' her whispery word,

Ya'll hear: 'Git away Mudder!!' What else did ya thunk?

Oh gimme my space

Away from yer nonsense n waste,

Preachin' how whorin' is wrong.

Book ain't always right

When it come ta my bumps in the night,

An' ya don't matter none cuzza this be my song.

Home. Alone with these girls.

Red heads, true born to their curls.

If it be a howl that ya hear

Then turn away yer chaste ear,

Next ta me ain't ladies ownin' diamonds er pearls.

Oh this be the last verse (not that 'verse)

A tellin' o' the ruggish 'n terse,

Tryin' to make ya laugh er at least blush.

Tis my gruffish way that they likes.

It's why I get some most nights.

Even when I pay fer em, I still get that rush.

Home. Aboard this here Serenity.

Buggin' Mal, Inara, Zoe, Wash 'n Kaylee.

River makes me scared,

An' Simon jist be plain weird.

But there ain't no place that I'd rather be."

~~~~~~~~~

"Okay. I'm done. Go away now."

"Quit readin' on already. Ya blind?"

"Ain't ya a knowin' English?"

"I SAID GIT!!"

~~~fini~~~

Jayne Cobb-(Written by HobanIWashburne)

The Mercenary

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here. "