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BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR
Apologies to Cassandra Claire.
CATEGORY: FICTION TIMES READ: 1744 RATING: 7 SERIES: FIREFLY
The Very Secret Diary of Kaywinnit Lee Frye
Slept with pothead mechanic. Prefer Serenity. Hired by Captain.
Captain duct-taped my mouth and put me in the hold. Rewired all the bulkheads.
Zoe checked on me. Just when I'd discovered the real use for compression coils. Taught Zoe the real use anyway.
Captain took me out of the hold. Still bouncy and cheerful. Won't sleep with him. Ever.
Zoe and Wash fought. Can't find compression coil.
New crewmember hired for “public relations.” Captain's not fooling anyone.
Registered Companion rented the spare shuttle. Ooh, free hairdressing! Can finally have girl talk with someone who doesn't sleep in combat armor.
Inara gave me battery-powered vibrator. Now I don't need the plug-in one. Will use it to fix engine. Still can't find compression coil.
Captain gave Wash a backrub. Zoe will kill him if he tries anything.
V.shiny. Doctor came on board. Jayne made dirty remark. Must be jealous. Of which one of us?
Doctor transporting naked woman. Apparently his sister. Naked woman is pretty. Prefer doctor.
Shot by gun-crazed fed. Not what I meant by wanting something hard in me.
Terrifying space monkeys loose in engine room. Stole compression coil. Guay, right when I needed it.
Captain prefers doctor too.
Found compression coil in River's room. Will not ask how she knew.
Was Captain's date for ball. Got shiny dress. Didn't get complimented. Wasn't going to sleep with him anyway. Explained about compression coils to lots of men. Will not think about that anymore.
Captain put on a dress. Said was for a “mission” with Jayne. Wanted Zoe in the back. Will not ask.
Compression coil missing again. Will try cold showers instead.
Got Simon drunk. Didn't sleep with him—put him in dress from ball instead.
River likes me. Could be nice break from Inara.
There were boy whores. Captain slept with a woman and she died. Am glad I never slept with him.
Close on a year since I had anything between my nethers didn't run on batteries. Still prefer it to the plug-in one. Still can't find compression coil.
River in love with someone named Miranda. V. jealous too—beat up whole bar for her.
Miranda whole planet. Estimation of River changing rapidly.
Jayne spent all day on the com. Why is he looking at me funny?
Reavers v. bad lovers. Simon not lover at all.
Miranda whole planet full of dead people. Definitely prefer Simon.
Wash punctured by large lance. Under other circumstances, might be fun. Now, just squicky.
Simon loves me. Will live after all. Gave Zoe compression coil since Wash dead.
Friday, October 28, 2005 6:28 PM
Friday, October 28, 2005 7:25 PM
Friday, October 28, 2005 11:46 PM
Saturday, October 29, 2005 5:44 AM
Saturday, October 29, 2005 10:20 AM
Tuesday, November 01, 2005 1:33 PM
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