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Friends Survey -River
Thursday, October 27, 2005

River's crazy responses to the e-mail


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To: Wash, Mal, Zoe, Inara, Book, Simon, River, Jayne

From: River

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? I dont have one, teens dont need jobs!

2. What color is your underwear? Red stars

3. What are you listening to right now? whispering of other people's thoughts

4. What was the last thing you ate? Apple

5. Do you wish on stars? Wishe's are just figments of the imagination. Doesnt make sense to wish.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple.

7. How is the weather right now? Percipitation is happening.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Kaylee..on a wave

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Kaylee and I are best friends.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are

on your desk right now: A stylus, a rubber bouncy ball, and my boots (I dont wear them though)

11. Favorite drink? Virgin Mudder's Milk

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and

if yes, what and/or where? Ink under the skin isnt healthy.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Never.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? I have 30/10 vision. ( No need for those)

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Jennifer who?

16. Favorite month? September, many twigs laying around

17. Favorite food? Jayne's bread

18. What was the last movie you watched? Been playing to much to watch movies

19. Favorite day of the year? Not christmas, everyone peeks in the presents, ruins the spirit

20. What do you do to vent anger? Scream and stress out Simon

21. Favorite Toy as a child? Simon's books, it's always fun to fix them

22. Fall or Spring? Fall

23. Hugs or kisses? Hugs

24. Cherry or Blueberry? HodgeBerries are better than Blueberries

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Yes, please

26. Who is most likely to respond? Kaylee

27. Who is least likely to respond? Mal

28. Living arrangements? I have room across from Simon

29. Last time you cried? Couple weeks ago

30. What is on the floor of your closet? Jacks

31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Kaylee

32. What did you do last night? Walked around Serenity

33. Favorite smells? Anything but the sterile hospital smell *shudders*

34. What inspires you? The crew of Serenity

35. What are you afraid of? The men in blue

36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Plain burger

37. Favorite car? Never been on the mule before.. I'll say Serenity, it's home.

38. Favorite dog breed? Labrador

39. Number of keys on your key ring? Key ring for what?

40. How many years at your current address? Almost 9 months

41. Favorite day of the week? Wednesday

42. How many states have you lived in? Hm, counting home with mom and dad, 2

43. Are you happy? Usually, I have my moods though.

44. Where would you like to move? Serenity's home now.

45. If there is another question you'd like to add ... do it here! How many times have I saved the crew from danger? Too many to count.

COMMENTS

Thursday, October 27, 2005 2:29 PM

REALLYKAYLEE


11 and 20 made me laugh out loud!

Thursday, October 27, 2005 2:42 PM

CLIOMUSE


These are great, but since when do Simon and River share a room? He had to leave his room in OiS to check on her in hers, and she wasn't there. Of course if you're a fan of the whole crazy space incest subtext....

Thursday, October 27, 2005 3:09 PM

BIZZRAT


I like 45:)

Thursday, October 27, 2005 3:34 PM

BIZZRAT


I would like to see other peoples views on river's answers. So keep em comin.

Thursday, October 27, 2005 5:02 PM

PIFFLE101


I changed it the room one..I knew I was right the first time! And I think there will be other versions!

Thursday, October 27, 2005 8:31 PM

BELACGOD


This seems entirely too coherent.

I like that her favorite color is purple.

Friday, October 28, 2005 7:48 AM

BELLONA


45 - so very, very true...

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"he takes such looking after" - river to mal on simon, objects in space

Friday, October 28, 2005 12:37 PM

KLOUD


River is shiny. She has a lot of cool interests.


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