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BLUE SUN ROOM FILK
a filk of "The Ballad of Jayne" in honor of Joss Whedon
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The Ballad of Joss
Joss, the man they call Joss . . .
He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores,
Stood up to the networks and gave ‘em what for.
Fox cancelled his program, but that was their loss--
The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss!
Our Joss saw the viewers’ hearts breakin’,
He heard the Browncoats’ lament,
He saw the Fox network takin’,
His show in a way that made no sense.
(He said) “You can’t do that to my program,
Can’t grind it under your heel.”
So he took all the cast,
And now at last,
They’ve landed a Big Damn Movie deal!
Now here is what separates Whedon,
From writers who slave in the core,
The man they call Joss,
Well, he said to Fox,
“I’m going where no show has gone before.”
He told us about reavers,
He told us about sin,
He took us to the black,
And we ain’t comin’ back,
‘till all those crazy Browncoats rise again!
Now, here is what separates Firefly
From other shows you’re likely to see—
It’s meaningful and witty,
And the setting’s really gritty,
And the theme song is about Serenity.
It’s a little like a western,
And a little like X-Files,
It’s better than Trek,
And funnier than Shrek,
And it beats out Andromeda by miles!
Friday, May 13, 2005 7:45 AM
Monday, May 16, 2005 7:48 AM
Tuesday, May 17, 2005 11:25 AM
Thursday, July 21, 2005 2:59 PM
Saturday, July 23, 2005 9:33 AM
Wednesday, August 17, 2005 8:16 PM
Sunday, September 11, 2005 7:02 AM
Wednesday, February 15, 2006 12:57 PM
Sunday, March 19, 2006 4:58 AM
Friday, August 11, 2006 10:31 AM
Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:53 AM
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