Firefly Tonight

by Lux Lucre

Something Familiar,

Something Peculiar,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Something Appealing,

Something Appalling,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Nothing like a

Reality show

Bring On Inara,

Malcolm And Zoe!

Old Situations,

New Complications,

Nothing Pretentous Or Polite:

Reality Tomorrow,

Firefly Tonight!

Something Expensive,

Something Offensive,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Passions And Potions,

Constant Commotions,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Nothing like a

Reality show

Bring On Inara,

Malcolm And Zoe!

Old Situations,

New Complications,

Nothing Pretentous Or Polite:

Reality Tomorrow --

Firefly Tonight!

Something Convulsive,

Something Repulsive,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Something Esthetic

Something Balletic,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Something With Jewel,

Something With Nate,

Temptation Isle Will Just Have To Wait.

Nothing That's Formal,

Nothings That's Normal,

No Recitations To Recite!

Switch on your TV --

Firefly Tonight!

All Chinese Cursing,

Needs Much Rehearsing,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Something That's Rowdy,

Something That's Bawdy,

Something For Everyone --

On Firefly Tonight!

Nothing That's Grim,

Nothing That's Meek!

That's on Fox TV, Later This Week.

Bloodthirsty Reavers,

Lowdown Deceivers,

Hundreds Of Settlers Out Of Sight!

Shady Deals in Canyons!

Preachers And Companions!

Close Escapes And Chases!

Flying Allied Bases!

Sashed Lords!

Sharp Swords!

Infinity!

Serenity!

Settlers!

Jerks!

Mercs!

Shindigs!

Mud Jigs!

Crime Gigs!

Gun Twigs!

Flying a Ship,

Riding a Horse,

And There's A Thoughtful Ending, Of Course!

Goodness And Badness,

Man In His Madness,

This Time It All Turns Out All Right!

Reality Tomorrow!

Firefly!

Firefly?

Firefly To-night!